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Offline Solstice2006

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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #900 on: October 17, 2016, 09:31:08 pm »
Quote from: tooscoops on October 17, 2016, 03:53:26 pm
yep... a one month old and an 11 month old... apparently a family of four can't fit in a large suv... who knew?

Wow! That's pretty rare! Same father?  A one month and an 11 month?
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #901 on: October 18, 2016, 07:18:02 am »
Quote from: Solstice2006 on October 17, 2016, 09:31:08 pm
Quote from: tooscoops on October 17, 2016, 03:53:26 pm
yep... a one month old and an 11 month old... apparently a family of four can't fit in a large suv... who knew?

Wow! That's pretty rare! Same father?  A one month and an 11 month?

The real question is "same mother"???
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #902 on: October 18, 2016, 07:21:33 am »
Quote from: Guy on October 18, 2016, 07:18:02 am
Quote from: Solstice2006 on October 17, 2016, 09:31:08 pm
Quote from: tooscoops on October 17, 2016, 03:53:26 pm
yep... a one month old and an 11 month old... apparently a family of four can't fit in a large suv... who knew?

Wow! That's pretty rare! Same father?  A one month and an 11 month?

The real question is "same mother"???

yeah, thats what I meant.
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #903 on: October 18, 2016, 11:57:30 am »
one squeezes them out the other squeezes them in.................the van that is............. :rofl2: he needs to stop Exploring.. :shuffle:
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #904 on: October 18, 2016, 01:50:38 pm »
yeah... same mom apparently... not to get too into it, but i know i sure as heck wasn't putting a baby into my wife that soon after one came out...

and yep... apparently the 7 passenger designation must be for kids even smaller or something... because these 4 must use up all the space.
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #905 on: October 18, 2016, 03:52:09 pm »
Quote from: tooscoops on October 18, 2016, 01:50:38 pm
yeah... same mom apparently... not to get too into it, but i know i sure as heck wasn't putting a baby into my wife that soon after one came out...

and yep... apparently the 7 passenger designation must be for kids even smaller or something... because these 4 must use up all the space.

Weird statement, so you would not  have intercouse for months after your wife gave birth to children  ???

The only sure method of birth control is not have intercouse  :'(
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #906 on: October 18, 2016, 05:05:00 pm »
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #907 on: October 18, 2016, 05:16:51 pm »
Hahhahahaa

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #908 on: October 18, 2016, 05:39:30 pm »
OMG, FOB!  I was just about to post this when I saw yours.  :rofl2:

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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #909 on: October 18, 2016, 05:58:06 pm »


Quote from: Airbalancer on October 18, 2016, 03:52:09 pm
Quote from: tooscoops on October 18, 2016, 01:50:38 pm
yeah... same mom apparently... not to get too into it, but i know i sure as heck wasn't putting a baby into my wife that soon after one came out...

and yep... apparently the 7 passenger designation must be for kids even smaller or something... because these 4 must use up all the space.

Weird statement, so you would not  have intercouse for months after your wife gave birth to children  ???

The only sure method of birth control is not have intercouse  :'(

He only said with his wife. [emoji1]
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #910 on: October 18, 2016, 06:03:26 pm »
First good chuckle in what has been a very gruelling day.   :thumbup:
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #911 on: October 18, 2016, 07:00:22 pm »
Quote from: Sir Osis of Liver on October 18, 2016, 06:03:26 pm
First good chuckle in what has been a very gruelling day.   :thumbup:

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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #912 on: October 18, 2016, 08:01:59 pm »
haha! love it...

and not to get too in depth, but every precaution save total abstinence... i can't imagine popping out a small person and the 9 months of total discomfort makes someone super eager to hop right back on that train. still human though.
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #913 on: October 19, 2016, 11:28:41 am »
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #914 on: October 19, 2016, 11:31:34 am »
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #915 on: October 19, 2016, 11:33:55 am »
You certainly are unique.... hahahhaa

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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #916 on: October 19, 2016, 12:45:16 pm »

 ;D
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #917 on: October 19, 2016, 12:54:04 pm »
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #918 on: October 20, 2016, 12:00:23 am »
Quote from: Fobroader on October 18, 2016, 05:16:51 pm
Hahhahahaa

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk


Oh thanks...now I'm gonna have an earsperm all day tomorrow - if I can even fall asleep.  :rofl2:
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Re: Upside Down Major
« Reply #919 on: October 20, 2016, 12:06:05 am »
Quote from: Fobroader on October 17, 2016, 04:10:13 pm
What?? How can a family of four not fit in an Explorer??

Maybe they're from down south...


I will add...my son worked down in Florida for a month this last summer, he was appalled by all the overweight people.  One place he said a girl of maybe 12 yrs old who went to the buffet line 3-4 times, and no one tried to stop her. Just keep eating sweety...he has become very conscious of how much he eats, he never wants to get there (as if he could, his genetic makeup is tall and slender - at least until he gets married and his wife starts making better apple pies than his mom  ;D).
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