Ha! I bet the rear air ride would love that...."service ride control" all day long
I once saw a house where the guy had mounted the front piece of a forklift to the wall in his garage and would basically drive one car across it and then raise it up so he could park another underneath. Something like that would probably work in the garage where the red Firebird is parked. Seems extra sketchy though, and likely a fair bit of fab work.
I'll need to do something eventually, maybe sooner than later too. I still have 3 cars at my grandmother's place, and her health hasn't been the greatest recently (she's also 85), so I know my free storage time there will be coming to an end at some point.
That'll mean moving further out of the city, or selling some stuff
Or getting creative...Recently I've been thinking about buying an investment property with a big garage outside of the city in a community with a decent rental marked (Guelph, Cambridge, etc); rent out the living space and use the garage for my junk.