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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12460 on: February 03, 2016, 05:52:58 am »
"It's xDrive weather!" doesn't have the same ring as "It's Quattro weather!".

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12461 on: February 03, 2016, 05:54:26 am »
Hit a HUGE raccoon on the way home from work. The LS bumper is cracked and the foglight damaged. Sigh.....
But you're still higher in the food chain than him *and* you're alive!.  Take that, raccoon!  Sucks about the LS, man. :(

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12462 on: February 03, 2016, 06:58:52 am »
Hit a HUGE raccoon on the way home from work. The LS bumper is cracked and the foglight damaged. Sigh.....

To misquote an old ad for the TR6.     Cars are designed to miss not to hit.      Or were you trying to miss a gang of young raccoons with their lives still ahead of them?   ;)
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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12463 on: February 03, 2016, 07:00:05 am »
Hit a HUGE raccoon on the way home from work. The LS bumper is cracked and the foglight damaged. Sigh.....
But you're still higher in the food chain than him *and* you're alive!.  Take that, raccoon!  Sucks about the LS, man. :(

But did Rr collect the body, give it its last rites and then cook it for supper?   I'd bet no.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12464 on: February 03, 2016, 11:24:19 am »
Hit a HUGE raccoon on the way home from work. The LS bumper is cracked and the foglight damaged. Sigh.....
But you're still higher in the food chain than him *and* you're alive!.  Take that, raccoon!  Sucks about the LS, man. :(

But did Rr collect the body, give it its last rites and then cook it for supper?   I'd bet no.
I'll bet he's counting raccoons in his sleep right about now.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12465 on: February 03, 2016, 03:01:14 pm »
Here's the damage.  The bumper torn, fog light bracket broken, reinforcement behind bumper broken.



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How fast is my 911?  Supras sh*t on on me all the time...in reverse..with blown turbos  :( ...

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12466 on: February 03, 2016, 03:14:30 pm »
Wow.  Must have been a rather large raccoon.
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« Reply #12467 on: February 03, 2016, 03:34:01 pm »
It was quite large. But hitting anything 10+ pounds at 80km/h will easily damage a bumper.

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Don't swerve to miss animals..
« Reply #12468 on: February 03, 2016, 05:02:34 pm »
Well we always hear don't swerve to avoid an animal in the road for safety reasons.  After talking to my insurance company, don't swerve for insurance reasons too!

Turns out my incident with the raccoon is covered by Comprehensive.  $300 deductible with no rate increase.  She said if I would have swerved to avoid the animal and hit anything to cause damage...a curb, mailbox, etc regardless if I hit the animal..it now becomes a Collision insurance claim.  And your rate goes up.

So don't swerve...

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12469 on: February 03, 2016, 06:10:42 pm »
Nice try. Everyone here knows you're a swerver.  ;)  ;D

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« Reply #12470 on: February 03, 2016, 06:18:44 pm »
Nice try. Everyone here knows you're a swerver.  ;)  ;D


Ha!!  Nice!!   :cheers:

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Re: Don't swerve to miss animals..
« Reply #12471 on: February 04, 2016, 08:45:36 am »
Well we always hear don't swerve to avoid an animal in the road for safety reasons.  After talking to my insurance company, don't swerve for insurance reasons too!

Turns out my incident with the raccoon is covered by Comprehensive.  $300 deductible with no rate increase.  She said if I would have swerved to avoid the animal and hit anything to cause damage...a curb, mailbox, etc regardless if I hit the animal..it now becomes a Collision insurance claim.  And your rate goes up.

So don't swerve...

Well that's good. Glad to hear it.  :cheers:
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Re: Don't swerve to miss animals..
« Reply #12472 on: February 04, 2016, 09:16:54 am »
Well that's good. Glad to hear it.  :cheers:

Pretty sure the raccoon disagrees with that statement!

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Re: Don't swerve to miss animals..
« Reply #12473 on: February 04, 2016, 09:21:47 am »
Well that's good. Glad to hear it.  :cheers:

Pretty sure the raccoon trash panda disagrees with that statement!

 ;D

 

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12474 on: February 04, 2016, 09:22:40 am »
Trash Panda - AMAZING

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12475 on: February 04, 2016, 09:55:49 am »
They announced Matt Leblanc as a new Top Gear host...

Erican top gear or uk one?

Driving thrills makes my wallet lighter.. and therefore makes me faster because i'm shedding weight... :D

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12476 on: February 04, 2016, 10:40:36 am »
Sells car in US dollars

CDN dollar rises from all-time low to all-time high before money is released.  FAIL :(


Okay not all time high yet, but I've lost $1000+ already and still don't actually have the money.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12477 on: February 04, 2016, 01:50:43 pm »
Sells car in US dollars

CDN dollar rises from all-time low to all-time high before money is released.  FAIL :(


Okay not all time high yet, but I've lost $1000+ already and still don't actually have the money.

I am a little lost.  This about the A5 you sold? And made a profit?

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Tweet Thread
« Reply #12478 on: February 04, 2016, 01:55:37 pm »
Yeah I still made a profit but $1000 less profit.   But dollar hopefully goes down again

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #12479 on: February 04, 2016, 01:57:02 pm »
Yeah I still made a profit but $1000 less profit.   But dollar hopefully goes down again

Whats the delay..