Mark, I'm here to provide my usual
: you are also a true gem for autos.ca!
I really enjoyed that read for its brutal honesty (and it does come off a little brutal), but your conclusion doesn't really follow:
Yet, no matter how many slots are flaunted on the Compass’ grille, it will never really be a Jeep. Which is truly unfortunate, because it would be a decent car – and a great bargain – if it went by any other name.
If it were a Hyundai, Toyota, etc. - what would make it a great bargain or even a decent car?
Unless it's been wholly updated since the last one I drove as a rental a year ago or so (and loathed), it wasn't the Jeep nameplate that disappointed - it was the hard plastic everywhere, the awful transmission, the steering column that bit into driver legroom (it's not just 'a bit', either), and the fact that it's just stupid-looking from the side and rear (front's typical Jeep).
...but you hit the nail on the head:
16-inch alloy wheels? Yup.
Fog lights? Uh huh, it’s got two of those.
Tire pressure warning? Holy, it’s got a sensor for each wheel!
When those are the highlights of a model, there's just nothing there. Anyone can blast the old Corolla for being "beige", but at least you were buying an economical car with cruise control, a/c, power windows/locks/mirrors, and great fuel economy. Its drive was not unnerving. It isn't blown around in windy conditions. etc.
...the Compass should be retired. I'm not sure the Renegade will be a great successor to it, but will at least be more 'relevant'. I'd like to see a jacked up Dart (a la Crosstrek/Juke/500X)...wait, 500X...just rebadge it and call it a day. Kill the Compass already.