Wait, forget about tents and crap, where are you going to store drinks, you need cold beer and something more adult for a night cap, this is just not doable!!!!
Ha! I am not either but it seems like everyone else in the world absolutely needs to have one while camping!
Right on! Lots of people who consider themselves "green" seem to have to problem releasing a lot of valueless carbon into the air. 
Well yeah, if I'm out in the middle of nature, might as well get rid of some deadfall.
