Oh, no insults here Rupe...you've just garnered yourself the reputation of being the old stooge - you should've been Amish.
They hardly ever have more than 2 horsepower. Unfortunately they only ride stuff that's "donked" out (they're the originals when it comes to BIG wheels), and dress like they follow the Johnny Cash Cult of Black. Probably don't ride discerningly smooth, but at least they aren't going fast enough that it probably matters. Get the wife to sew together a nice soft pillow and their buggies probably don't ride all that bad. Plus scenery...you get to see all the scenery for longer than a fleeting second. Hmm...nah...there's nothing here that anyone would want to take a buggy ride in that long to get anywhere...but look at the sweet offerings they DO have...
You got your 2 seat sports buggy. The Nay-iata...or maybe Horsetin Martin.
4 passenger convertible, the Hayb Lincoln Town Cart. Check out the smile on little William's face. Whoo-hooo! Faster papa! (and he's even got driving gloves! How cool is he!?)
Your small economy sports buggy, the Marestang (or maybe Ca-Mare-O?)
Even a sport utility with a decent tow rating...the Equine Ox
And pickup trucks...the Hi Ho Silverado Away!
And when the youth go wild for Rummspringa (sic?), they come to town in one of these...