I saw (and ran over) the remnants of an animal collision. It was pretty bad, I would guess a semi hit the deer. Anyways, that was pretty bad. But this was worse:
While driving out to pick up Riley from Grandma's, I saw a very, very large lady come out onto her deck stark naked and stretch. Yes, stretch. We're not talking about a farm, either. I have to pass White Trash Trailer Court (I think the proper name is Eldos...but whatever) on my way out of town and there she was. I don't think I will ever grace McDonald's drive thru again.