IMPORTANT: Jacob has made a colossal error.
Please note:
The Accord pictured was not, as originally depicted in the stat table and after one of my idiotic sub-edits a six-cylinder. It was also not the price we were given.
Honda, in an email, told us this car was a six. Information I ran with the entire week, even though it was clearly wrong. As a result, the Accord is outside of our price range, and it's also been given the wrong specs in the table. I've corrected all this now.
Had I realized ahead of the test, I'd have corrected myself. I only drove it on test day, and while it felt sluggish I decided I must just be wrong.
I apologize guys. This was a hectic week for me, and the first one back after an unexpected break. I very obviously screwed up in editing and supplying stats for this one and it has made all of us look stupid - when really only I am.
I'm going through the piece now to fix up any other errors.