LOL @ FGC...
So, mine today.............fack. Wife is wrapping remaining gifts from yesterdays purchases. "Where's the AE bag?"
AE bag?
"Yeah, remember, when you guys got out of the movie, it was the only bag I had, and I gave it to you?"
Oh farcksicles. Gone through the garage, cars, truck, basement, bathroom, bedrooms, cat litter...you name it, high and low. Can't find this bag for nothing. $100+ in purchases. The only thing that makes sense is we were sitting on the empty kiosk while my wife was in BENCH and when she came out I took the bag from her...and must've left the AE bag on the kiosk, and walked away. You might think one of my kids might have seen it...gotta throw blame where I can, right? But they're about as oblivious as their mother...and what better way to turn 50 than to totally lose your fecking brain, and walk away from $100 worth of gifts. Good thing is she has the receipt. Good thing is the girl at AE said she could come in and get everything for the same prices again. Crap thing it I cost us $250+/- thanks to a brain fart. I mean WTF was I thinking?