Author Topic: Friday Funnies III  (Read 1113674 times)

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2840 on: November 04, 2015, 11:36:03 am »
One for the musicians amongst us:   :rofl2:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.    -    John Nada (played by Roddy Piper) in "They Live"

Offline safristi

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 46229
  • Carma: +471/-416
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: since the beginning of Saf timeLOTUS ELAN,STANDARD... 10, MG midget, MGB (2),Mazda Millennia,Hyundai Veloster and 1997 Ford Ranger 2014 Subaru Forester XT
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2841 on: November 04, 2015, 01:02:44 pm »
.. ;D ...why R tha Black keys so small and bountiful?
Time is to stop everything happening at once

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2842 on: November 06, 2015, 02:41:34 pm »
Astronaut Marc Garneau fulfills lifelong ambition to be Transport Minister:    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/2212-marc-garneau-fulfills-childhood-dream-of-becoming-a-minister-of-transport

Offline tenpenny

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 9854
  • Carma: +137/-305
    • View Profile
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2843 on: November 06, 2015, 03:25:49 pm »
Last week, I went to Leon's and bought an occasional table.  I've checked on it constantly, and it's always a table.  I think I'll take it back, it seems to be a permanent table instead.
My diesel car self-identifies as an electric vehicle.

Offline Sir Osis of Liver

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 28596
  • Carma: +1376/-1726
  • Gender: Male
  • Ramblin' man
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2017 KTM DUKE 390, 2019 VW Jetta GLI 35th Anniversary
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2844 on: November 06, 2015, 04:40:18 pm »
Last week, I went to Leon's and bought an occasional table.  I've checked on it constantly, and it's always a table.  I think I'll take it back, it seems to be a permanent table instead.


 :rofl2:
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H. L. Mencken

Offline EV Dan

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 13660
  • Carma: +480/-383
    • View Profile
  • Cars: '21 Venzaurus
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2845 on: November 07, 2015, 12:19:31 am »
Astronaut Marc Garneau fulfills lifelong ambition to be Transport Minister:    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/2212-marc-garneau-fulfills-childhood-dream-of-becoming-a-minister-of-transport
Hilarious! !

Quote
In the weeks leading up to his appointment, Garneau’s aides say he prepared a 700-page report on the ramifications of a national Pleasure Craft Operator competency standard even though no one had asked for it.
   :rofl2:

Talk about dreams. Every other boy wants to become an astronaut. This guy doesn't but they launch him up anyway. And then he's like 'sh!t, there's nothing to see here, what a waste of time".  ;D
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach the man to fish and he wakes you up at 5 in the morning.

Offline johngenx

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 33318
  • Carma: +758/-938
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2009 Toyota Corolla, 2004 Toyota Highlander V-6 4WD, 2001 Subaru Forester, 1994 Mazda Miata
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2846 on: November 07, 2015, 12:46:23 pm »
That Garneau bit is hilarious.  I'm detecting a huge "tone shift" on The Hill already.

Offline redman

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 3296
  • Carma: +100/-298
  • Gender: Male
  • Make mine a flat white, triple shot.
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee, 2010 Subaru Legacy Limited, 2009 Pontiac Vibe GT son's
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2847 on: November 09, 2015, 02:10:54 pm »
« Last Edit: November 10, 2015, 03:43:46 pm by redman »
Past New (8yrs) Car Dealer for : BMW, Lexus, Nissan and Toyota<br />Past Used Vehicle Dealer: All Makes and Models. Seen a lot of it. Drove a lot of it. <br />Four-stroke Otto Engine 1876. Modern timer, pop-up toaster 1919 keep convincing yourself that you have the "latest appliance".

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2848 on: November 11, 2015, 02:35:24 pm »

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2849 on: November 12, 2015, 02:42:30 pm »
A conundrum to be sure.   :rofl2: :rofl2:


Offline Bubba

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 19007
  • Carma: +381/-442
  • Gender: Male
  • Vice President, Autos.ca Arizona Operations
    • View Profile
    • My photo site
  • Cars: 2013 Toyota Corolla LE
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2850 on: November 14, 2015, 07:16:15 pm »
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson


Offline Bubba

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 19007
  • Carma: +381/-442
  • Gender: Male
  • Vice President, Autos.ca Arizona Operations
    • View Profile
    • My photo site
  • Cars: 2013 Toyota Corolla LE
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2851 on: November 15, 2015, 12:47:59 pm »
 :rofl2:

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2852 on: November 18, 2015, 11:53:51 am »

Offline Sir Osis of Liver

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 28596
  • Carma: +1376/-1726
  • Gender: Male
  • Ramblin' man
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2017 KTM DUKE 390, 2019 VW Jetta GLI 35th Anniversary
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2853 on: November 18, 2015, 01:39:57 pm »
^ reminds me of this:



Poor Dr Hedgehog.  ;D

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2854 on: November 20, 2015, 11:28:13 am »

Offline Weels

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 6377
  • Carma: +253/-259
  • Gender: Male
  • This is my happy face
    • View Profile
  • Cars: The 5's: 2023 Mazda CX-5, 2016 Mazda MX-5
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2855 on: November 20, 2015, 11:38:09 am »
^



 :P



Offline Fobroader

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 35376
  • Carma: +1424/-2113
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2022 Honda Ridgeline, 2021 Lexus GX460, 2018 Kawasaki Versys X300
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2856 on: November 20, 2015, 12:30:58 pm »
Lighten up Francis.....

Offline random006

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 8306
  • Carma: +123/-83
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: His - 2018 Subaru Crosstrek .... Hers - 2008 Honda Civic DX
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2857 on: November 20, 2015, 12:52:07 pm »
^



 :P

Hey, it's Friday, whaddya want?   ;D


On that note:  Here is another (also food related) little end-of-the-week gem:


Offline Weels

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 6377
  • Carma: +253/-259
  • Gender: Male
  • This is my happy face
    • View Profile
  • Cars: The 5's: 2023 Mazda CX-5, 2016 Mazda MX-5
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2858 on: November 20, 2015, 01:07:26 pm »
...Synonym rolls.............



Offline Fobroader

  • Car Crazy
  • *****
  • Posts: 35376
  • Carma: +1424/-2113
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Cars: 2022 Honda Ridgeline, 2021 Lexus GX460, 2018 Kawasaki Versys X300
Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2859 on: November 20, 2015, 01:08:20 pm »