It really makes me laugh - I don't usually check who writes each article until after I finish reading it, but this time, I got to:
You can tell this is the boy-racer model by the towel rack on the bootlid,
...and knew with 100% certainty that this article was written by the infamous, talented, and comical Mr. Black.
Never change, Jacob, never change. (that goes for all ya'll writers on this site!!)
The Civic pulls far harder than a naturally aspirated little four-pot should, but it somehow lacks that intangible, pinned-to-your seat sense of “pphhwoaarrrr” you might hope for.
I'm assuming the word you're looking for here is "torque"
It’s rated at 10.7/7.6/9.4 L/100 km city/highway/combined
Maybe I'm nuts, but I think these newer ratings are either insane, or the Civic SI is a beast on fuel - how can it only achieve 7.6L/100km on the highway? That's brutal...but then I look at the ratings for the regular Civic and disagree with the 6.5L/100km, too. My lassie pal has a 2012 Civic and in the City she averages ~7.2L/100km and on the highway it drops well below 6.5L/100km, even at 120km/h (or the few speeding tickets she's gotten having travelled somewhat faster than that).
I'm happy to see ratings increased to be more realistic, but paint me green and call me Gumby, these seem about 0.5L/100km too high (not your fault, of course, Jacob!).
Those who read Autos.ca regularly will know that I am fond of making large sweeping statements
As far as Lanewatch is concerned, I've never seen it in action - but my coworker had a Pacifica, traded it in for an Accord Touring (4-banger), and has touted it as her single favourite feature in the car. Seems odd to me that it would be so effective, but it really is garnering some rather prominent praise.
In the end the only safe way for me to park was with the driver’s side against the wall, then climb over the console and out the passenger door so I could let Maddie out.
I will buy you a Burger's Priest burger if you film the above. My goodness that'd be a hilarious sight of gymnastic proportions.
There is a miniscule central hub,
See, I can understand the hub in AWD cars. I can even understand the hub in cars that are FWD if AWD is offered somewhere on the same chassis.
...I cannot, for the life of me, understand why any trim or model of the Civic would have a rear-wheel driveshaft hub. It makes no sense. None. The Corolla, Sentra, etc. have done away with any bump at all. I mean, I see that it truly is minimal, but why have one at all? What does it add? What's underneath it? Would it really be that difficult to move whatever it is?
When you start to look beyond the performance hype of the Civic Si and see it as a Civic, it becomes clear why so many people buy these things.
And this is my biggest criticism of the Civic - and you can all be enthusiasts and boo me for it - I think it's ludicrous that there's no automatic version of this car. The 2.4L with a CVT from the Accord should easily fit and it's already made. To think that the only consumers that will spring for a performance-enhanced vehicle want it to be 6MT-only is to ignore the population. Hell, if we can have a CVT-laden WRX, why can't the Civic have the SI with an automatic? I've said it before that I know several people who have abandoned the Civic line after 2005 because the suspension became less capable and have yearned for a higher-performance model, but their significant others won't allow a manual-transmission car into their garage.
There's emotions, and then there's business sense. It seems like poor business sense for pretty much any car to be manual-only in North America. In Europe/elsewhere, sure, but we silly North Americans like our automatics. Silly as we are, that's our preference and the statistics show it.
Jacob, yet another informative, yet entertaining review with a definitive tone and conclusion - quite enjoyed. Thanks!