May 24, 2013
Completely scripted pseudo competition pits big names against each other in fantasy race across all terrains.
It’s Friday, right? Let’s have a little bit of fun. You aren’t doing any work anyway, so here’s a good way to kill 20 of your mundane, end-week minutes.
Mix full-sized Hot Wheels cars, experienced riders and drivers, elaborate landscapes, and dialogue straight out of an episode of Power Rangers. This, my friends, is completely stupid. But, it’s also totally entertaining in a 200 MPH kind of way, except with better CGI.
While it isn’t apparent at the start, there’s good reason why there’s a previous generation Focus on the start line. You’ll figure it out shortly into the movie.
Sit back, relax, and don’t think too hard. After all, it’s Friday.