Had to do a 3-car shuffle dance in the driveway.
It doesn't come through in the photos but the TL actually looks very nice at night, from certain angles, with the lights on, in certain colors. Especially after the tint job. Perhaps damning with faint praise, but I like the look of the car more than I expected to when buying it. Its almost like one of those now out of production cars that is objectively a bit wacky looking but gains character points in return (E85 Z4 and W211 E-Class come to mind as well, two of my favs).
The Volvo is a sexy machine but doesn't have the same high-low drama of the TL. Its more stoic and consistent.
The GLK is a rounded box with 20" AMGs (edit: not pictured). But I love it.