Thread tangent alert, but somewhat on topic thanks to the discussion:
I saw a guy in a pick up stranded in the middle of a major access road at an intersection, with another truck in front of it nosed up, trying to boost it. I pulled off and headed over on foot to see if I could lend a hand, maybe pushing it aside or helping to get it going.
As I walked up, I noticed a pool of oil and parts of the both the block and oil pan on the ground. Uh, guys, boosting won't help. They told me I was stupid, so I left.