"Only criticism is the dopey comment about the hatch – it doesn't have a hatch because it's a coupe."
Yes it is labelled a coupe, I think the author is noting, it would be more practical if it was a sport hatch, like the Acura RSX for example, 350z, or an old favourite the Toyota Supra. No one calls those vehicles hatches, a car like the Toyota Matrix, yes that is a hatch
I think if the Scion was offered as a sport hatch, it would offer a little more distinction, so people who like sport hatches, have the option.