"You see, there’s this little thing that you’re supposed to do with a car, called “driving”. It’s when you use the pedals (all three of them, preferably), the gearshift lever, and steering wheel to make a car go, and preferably go fast. Some people might call it ‘work’ but we call it ‘pleasure’, and many of you, like me, would drive hundreds of kilometres out of our way, then pay extra money on top of the gas bill, just to drive around in circles–or at least interesting shapes with lots of curves that end up in the same place–over and over again."
That is a great paragraph!!! Well done!