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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2640 on: December 04, 2014, 12:28:26 pm »
Season's Bleatings!



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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2641 on: December 05, 2014, 05:19:35 pm »
meh

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2642 on: December 05, 2014, 09:49:46 pm »
Next time, Mark, don't be a smart a$$  ;D

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2643 on: December 08, 2014, 12:46:28 pm »

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Re: Friday Funnies III
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Re: Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2646 on: December 12, 2014, 05:36:38 pm »
Lighten up Francis.....

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2647 on: December 15, 2014, 01:35:02 pm »

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2649 on: December 15, 2014, 09:13:50 pm »

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2650 on: December 16, 2014, 07:00:35 am »
Just for you, Random!   ;D

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon, the hotel manager came out and asked them to leave.
"But why?" one asked.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2651 on: December 16, 2014, 10:43:30 am »
Just for you, Random!   ;D

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon, the hotel manager came out and asked them to leave.
"But why?" one asked.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

 :rofl2: :thumbup:

A true classic.  Thank you.

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2652 on: December 16, 2014, 11:00:22 am »
Just for you, Random!   ;D

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon, the hotel manager came out and asked them to leave.
"But why?" one asked.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."




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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2653 on: December 16, 2014, 01:34:24 pm »
Playing with food, Christmas style:


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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2654 on: December 16, 2014, 02:47:34 pm »
Two deers a humping

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2655 on: December 19, 2014, 04:28:28 pm »
They got'em


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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2656 on: December 19, 2014, 10:25:10 pm »
They got'em



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Re: Friday Funnies III
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