Jacob, I have to say it again - exceptional piece. For a car I care naught about, I read that with pure enjoyment. Thank you.
if I have one edit for you:
The Spark’s 84 hp, 83 lb-ft, 1.2L mill is adequate for city touring one up, or even two up. I found it acceptable on the highways during our long drive from Toronto to Windsor – but when you add the combined weight of us four (three adult males, averaging about 90 kg each and a female of undisclosed weight) to the 1,074 kg Spark you effectively increase its weight by 30 percent. 40Forty if you count our backpacks/cameras/hip flasks/egos.
- just to be proper.
As for the Spark, I rented one to drive from Ft. Lauderdale to Orlando (Disney, weeeeeeeeee!!!!!) and then a few days' driving around Orlando. Total distance was about 450km. Total fuel cost was $23. TWENTY-THREE FRICKEN DOLLARS. Sure, acceleration took a heavy heave of my foot and 12-ish seconds, but I averaged over 45mpg, IIRC. Downright stellar. Also, I found the seats to be very comfortable, but mine didn't have the plastic - cloth, and it was very good.
For a small car, I actually did like it. The powertrain, though thrifty, concerned me for acceleration, even in the city at times. What I didn't like, was:
^^^that's what it looks like with the seats down. We came off a cruise in Ft. Lauderdale, so we had 1 suitcase each and a backpack each. There's no way to fit both in the trunk, and Jacob, I'd argue that even 1 didn't fit (I had thought of doing 1 in the trunk, 1 in the backseat, but IIRC I couldn't make it work - standard 25" upright suitcase. The seats do NOT fold flat, at all, or even close to it, which made sliding the suitcases in very difficult. We made it, but it was a chore. The car's width also BARELY allowed the two suitcases to be side-by-side (laying flat).
...then again, this is a city car. It's not for cargo hauling. In that respect, it's trunk is adequate.
I also have to disagree about tracking straight on the highway (or in my case, Freeway - wait, you were in Cali, so it's Freeway for you, too!). I found that it drifted, and it wasn't windy at all. Any passing truck (pick-up or larger) also made the Spark wander. I can't say I loved the steering feel, but welcome to small cars.
As a rental, I enjoyed it, but always walked away from it after parking it thinking "Fak I am glad to be out of that thing." Very difficult to get an emotional connection with it, but the turning radius was nice