Gas, drive, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Drive, drive, drive!
That`s a paddling.
Won't someone think of the pirates (children)?
Priceless! Great use of Simpsons quotes in the review. Any others I missed?
And I appreciated the discussion of usable cargo space, not just the volumes specified by the MNFR. First, there appears to be no standardized way of measuring volumes, so I'm pretty sure some MNFRs are fudging the numbers - counting space under the load floor, footwells, etc. (unlike in Europe, where they actually have to count the number of 1L-bricks that can be placed in the cargo area). Secondly, the squared-off cargo areas may have a decent volume, but are terrible for carrying longer/wider items (like golf bags). I'm always going to give the hatchback the win on cargo versatility, but it's nice to see a thorough discussion in the comparison.
What's the ground clearance like on these two? Is the GTI lot lower than a standard Golf, or the WRX much lower than the Impreza?