Warning, this is going to sound like an unhappy story, but it's got a good ending:
At the Sens game tonight. Lady in the row in front of us walks in, drenched in perfume...like she showered in it. Pretty soon a purple-green funky cloud (maybe I was imagining it) settles over our section and the stink of what I can only describe as Eau de Old Lady gives me a headache. I can see other people are being affected by it and I start hoping that the guy beside me would pour beer over me to mask the sickly stench. My son is worse affected, and we try to switch seats so he's further away but before long our eyes are watering. So, what do I do? Do I tell her somewhat nicely to refrain from wearing her Eau de Screw You next time she comes to a game, or do I go to guest services and ask them to change our seats tout suite. We choose the latter course, the Sens season ticket rep thanking me for not raising a stink (LOL!). I get them to change our neighbour season ticket holders' seats and the four of us up and leave to another section to enjoy the rest of the game scent free. Would've been nice if the Sens had beaten the Hawks, but still a shootout loss is not bad against a team which is arguably the class of the NHL!