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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9580 on: September 17, 2014, 09:07:20 am »
My wife was pouring some orange juice and wondered out loud why it was pouring so slow.  I looked at the container and thought that maybe it had somehow gotten frozen.  But that didn't make sense as nothing else in the fridge was frozen.  My turn to pour.  Yup, there was definitively a blockage....a large piece of paper towel!  Turns out my three year old poured himself a cup, made a mess, cleaned it up and disposed of the paper towel inside the OJ container!   :rofl:

too cute..My 3 year old discovered toaster strudels today, more dip please (icing) daddy!

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9581 on: September 17, 2014, 03:36:36 pm »
This is just around the corner from me.  I like it.  Asking $10,500, don't know what mods, if any, have been done besides suspension and wheels.  The guy also owns a modified 370Z.




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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9582 on: September 17, 2014, 03:38:52 pm »
This is just around the corner from me.  I like it.  Asking $10,500, don't know what mods, if any, have been done besides suspension and wheels.  The guy also owns a modified 370Z.




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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9583 on: September 17, 2014, 03:40:41 pm »
Maybe I can convince the wife to get rid of her CR-V  ;D.  Nah, that's not gonna happen. 

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« Reply #9584 on: September 17, 2014, 03:44:21 pm »
Maybe I can convince the wife to get rid of her CR-V  ;D.  Nah, that's not gonna happen.

Show her this....her CR-V cant do this!!


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« Reply #9585 on: September 17, 2014, 03:48:07 pm »
Maybe I can convince the wife to get rid of her CR-V  ;D.  Nah, that's not gonna happen.

Show her this....her CR-V cant do this!!


Actually, it can... ;D

Just with not as much confidence or looking as good.

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9586 on: September 18, 2014, 05:12:30 pm »
today is my friday!

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9587 on: September 18, 2014, 10:32:38 pm »
ARrrrrr...don't ye be forgettin' that tomorrow be Talk Like a Pirate Day...arrrr....

Alerted my coworkers this afternoon.  :)
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« Reply #9588 on: September 19, 2014, 11:04:45 am »
ARrrrrr...don't ye be forgettin' that tomorrow be Talk Like a Pirate Day...arrrr....

Avast, me hearties.  I think it'll sound better after a few drinks.




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« Reply #9589 on: September 19, 2014, 11:39:56 am »
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« Reply #9590 on: September 19, 2014, 11:42:05 am »

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9592 on: September 20, 2014, 10:44:24 am »
At the grocery store checkout.  Young lady is scanning my purchases, some of which include cans of Fancy Feast for Miss Molly.

Girl: "You have a cat?"
Me:  "No, those are my lunches for next week."

She looked at me with such a  ??? face, mixed with a wee bit of disgust.  :rofl2:  I couldn't stop laughing, and she finally realized I was kidding.   ;D

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9593 on: September 20, 2014, 11:14:13 am »
At the grocery store checkout.  Young lady is scanning my purchases, some of which include cans of Fancy Feast for Miss Molly.

Girl: "You have a cat?"
Me:  "No, those are my lunches for next week."

She looked at me with such a  ??? face, mixed with a wee bit of disgust.  :rofl2:  I couldn't stop laughing, and she finally realized I was kidding.   ;D

Ask a stupid question...


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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9594 on: September 20, 2014, 11:21:49 am »
At the grocery store checkout.  Young lady is scanning my purchases, some of which include cans of Fancy Feast for Miss Molly.

Girl: "You have a cat?"
Me:  "No, those are my lunches for next week."

She looked at me with such a  ??? face, mixed with a wee bit of disgust.  :rofl2:  I couldn't stop laughing, and she finally realized I was kidding.   ;D

Ask a stupid question...

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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9595 on: September 20, 2014, 05:33:47 pm »
Time to feed the cats.




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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9596 on: September 21, 2014, 12:39:15 am »
Toyota Techstream diagnosis software is awesome! ! Must have if you've got a Toyota/Lexus
How fast is my 911?  Supras sh*t on on me all the time...in reverse..with blown turbos  :( ...

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« Reply #9597 on: September 22, 2014, 09:25:17 am »
Toyota Techstream diagnosis software is awesome! ! Must have if you've got a Toyota/Lexus

But Toyotas/Lexii don't have problems!   ;) :D

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« Reply #9598 on: September 22, 2014, 09:28:39 am »
Toyota Techstream diagnosis software is awesome! ! Must have if you've got a Toyota/Lexus

But Toyotas/Lexii don't have problems!   ;) :D

It is to used to say you don't have a problem.  :D


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Re: Tweet Thread
« Reply #9599 on: September 22, 2014, 11:48:52 am »
So tell me, what car in the picture?
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