I've been pulled over in my '62 Corvair on a Saturday after midnite, and I gave the COPS some attitude as I dn't drink, and wasn't even tired, just an old loose steering box, and a slow nite, I guess, anyways, they ran all the road side tests, and of course I passed.
My SIL rammed a driving car and two parked cars last month in her brand new Campry. She was drunk, and stupid. We'll see what the judge has to say.
15 years ago I used to watch a tenant next door spend 10 minutes maneuvering his F250 super cab long bed into his parking spot. One day he clipped my wifes car, and stumbled over to apologize. He was

drunk, so I called the cops, and they told me he hadn't had a drivers license in 17 years!
A few years ago, an out of work carpenter came over to my construction site looking for work. I hired him, and he was the best hardest working guy, and always drinking, and sometimes slurring his speech, up on ladders, scaffolding. he'd drive without a drivers license, get pulled over, but not when he was drinking, and pay the fine, and get behind the wheel again. Last time I saw him, he had just served a year in prison, and was living in a 1/2 way house. He looked great, and was ready to go to work!