Negotiations complete!
Me: "blah blah blah. Youth doesn't last forever. Blah blah. You got your Z4 when you didn't even have a job. Blah blah. I can afford that G37 easy."
Her: "Blah blah blah. You must wait two years. Doesn't make sense for us to force ourselves into a decision of getting rid of either the Z4 or the G37 when my Dodgey Dodge Company Car comes. Blah blah. So we should at least keep the Z4 for another two years which will make it a total of 3.5. Blah. You don't want to keep the G37 forever anyways because its not your dream car, its just a random happy medium."
Me: "Ok, but in two years I reserve the right to at any given time get something bat-:censor: crazy. Blah blah."
Her: "Like what?"
Me: "A GT-R, an RS4, some AMGs..."
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Deal!"
Dated 9/2/2011.