Looking at your 'wants' list, it seems like the GC SRT8 would be a good fit, especially if you want a large vehicle like that. There are a lot of other more practical vehicles that could still get you well beyond speed limits in a short amount of time, but if its the sound and feel of a muscle car you're after then there isn't much else in this price bracket that will satisfy.
For the record the regular Grand Cherokee or Dodge Durango Hemi V8 is plenty quick, just put a set of Flowmasters on it if you want the sound...100 km/h comes up in around 7 seconds.