@ktm525 that was the funniest thing that I heard in a while..

anyway.. the Mazda5 van has proven to be somewhat reliable over the last year. Just oil changes and tires.
but it's the little things that push us away from this brand. On rainy or moist days, the rear brakes SQUEAL like a poked pig when backing up. It's louder then the car horn. Somewhat embarrassing to say the least when in a crowded parking lot.
This morning, I took my '03 Mazda Protege5 to the shop (again) since it just makes a lot of noise when driving, it's the rear stabilizer bushings, a known failure point in this model. With labor, it's $185 to fix. The bushings are $5/ea WTF? On the way there, the ABS light came on due to the right rear speed stabilizer failing. It's a $250 part from Mazda or I can buy it from a ... reputable? .. source online for $125 and still pay the labour to install it.
I'm sure that I could do some of the work myself but when it comes to brakes, I've learned to leave that to the pro's.
It it's not one thing, it's another.
Thanks for all your horror stories