I have had 10 Gm products probably over 1.5 million kms and never had the problems you have
I know what you mean. I'd say "Oh well, maybe it's a Friday car" but other people seem to be having similar problems.
I had the ECM recall done last month that modifies the OLM for shorter intervals between oil changes but I would think after 100K the damage to the timing chain would already be done.
Excerpt from letter to owner found in Buick forum:
However, we have determined that under certain driving conditions, and with extended oil
change intervals, the timing chain could wear prematurely and cause the illumination of the
Service Engine Soon light. Timing chain wear can be affected by the age of the engine oil and
driving conditions.
What We Will Do:
To ensure that your vehicle will not experience this condition, your GM
dealer will change the calibration of the engine control module, including the engine oil life
monitor, which in most cases will recommend more frequent oil changes