Jaeger, the Cobalt SS is much more than a fast engine. Every review I've ever read talked about the Cobalt SS Turbo as the best-handling FWD car ever, or something along those lines. It's really unexpected, as the base Cobalt is so miserable, but the Cobalt SS really is a remarkably-good-handling car..
Never said it couldn't handle - just said that it reeks of cheapness in any non-performance respect
This is what you wrote:
"What matters most to me from a performance standpoint is simply this: is it fun to drive? Zero to 60 counts less than smiles per mile. The Civic SI is a seriously fun ride - though not in the same way, obviously, as a big-torque turbo motor. But it communicates precision, athleticism and quality to the driver. The Cobalt communicates big power and utter bargain-basement cheapness in every other non-performance respect."
By structuring your comparison the way you did, you criticized the Cobalt SS's "precision" and "athleticism," not just its admittedly-unpleasant interior.
and of all the hot / hatch pocket / rocket type of vehicles, it would rank dead last on my purchase list. Tell me Mitlov - would you choose this car for yourself? Go sit in a GTI. Then go sit in a Cobalt and tell me those two aren't galaxies apart in quality of materials alone.
Wrong question to ask someone who, for US$32,000, would rather have a 328i than an EVO X GSR. However, even though I would rather have a 328i than an EVO X, I completely understand why the EXO X exists, and I think that for some buyers, the EVO X is the better choice.
The Cobalt SS Turbo is, for the US$22,000 market, what the EVO X is to the US$32,000 market. Not everyone wants a totally-focused performance car, but some do.
It's a spectrum. Some want all premium feel (C30 T5), some what all performance (Cobalt SS Turbo), some what something in between (GTI). I'd say that the Civic Si is somewhere between the GTI and the Cobalt SS on that spectrum. All of them are good cars if your priorities match the car's, and all of them are bad cars if your priorities don't match the car's.