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Nissan Juke.
« on: February 08, 2010, 08:05:45 pm »
Ooh my thats fugly. Do they mean Joke.  :o





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Nissan Juke exclusive images
The Qashqai is about to get a baby brother and we have the most accurate images yet of the Juke - ahead of its public debut in Geneva.

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpdGHIT


Nissan's Juke is out of the box! Just last week the Japanese manufacturer released a first official teaser shot of its all-new baby Qashqai, and at the same time revealed its name - 'Juke'. And now, using that image as a guide, we have the most accurate pictures yet of the firm's all-new crossover.

With the mould-breaking Qashqai, cut-price GT-R and now this compact SUV - designed to steal sales from traditional family hatchbacks - Nissan is fast earning a reputation for offering interesting alternatives to  established models in the market. And judging by our exclusive images, the Juke's compact footprint and Tonka-toy looks mean it has every chance of mirroring the Qashqai's incredible showroom success.

Slotting in between the Note and Qashqai, the Juke will expand Nissan's broad range even further. And when it goes on sale in October, it should provide a welcome boost for the UK car industry too - it will be built alongside the Qashqai and Qashqai+2 at Nissan's Sunderland plant.
The Qazana concept car's swollen wheels arches have been carried over, along with the narrow, elongated headlights and oversize fog lights underneath, while the roofline have taken on a more angular profile.

Full details on the newcomer will be realeaed at the global media unveiling on February 10th, but it's public debut won't be until the Geneva Motor Show in March

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpQRzFl

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 08:19:01 pm »
Yikes.
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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 08:35:51 pm »
How can some designs get passed the drawing board I fail to understand. I mean there is someone who approves the design right? And someone who looks over that approval and so on.

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 01:35:13 pm »
Ooh my thats fugly. Do they mean Joke.  :o





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Nissan Juke exclusive images
The Qashqai is about to get a baby brother and we have the most accurate images yet of the Juke - ahead of its public debut in Geneva.

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpdGHIT


Nissan's Juke is out of the box! Just last week the Japanese manufacturer released a first official teaser shot of its all-new baby Qashqai, and at the same time revealed its name - 'Juke'. And now, using that image as a guide, we have the most accurate pictures yet of the firm's all-new crossover.

With the mould-breaking Qashqai, cut-price GT-R and now this compact SUV - designed to steal sales from traditional family hatchbacks - Nissan is fast earning a reputation for offering interesting alternatives to  established models in the market. And judging by our exclusive images, the Juke's compact footprint and Tonka-toy looks mean it has every chance of mirroring the Qashqai's incredible showroom success.

Slotting in between the Note and Qashqai, the Juke will expand Nissan's broad range even further. And when it goes on sale in October, it should provide a welcome boost for the UK car industry too - it will be built alongside the Qashqai and Qashqai+2 at Nissan's Sunderland plant.
The Qazana concept car's swollen wheels arches have been carried over, along with the narrow, elongated headlights and oversize fog lights underneath, while the roofline have taken on a more angular profile.

Full details on the newcomer will be realeaed at the global media unveiling on February 10th, but it's public debut won't be until the Geneva Motor Show in March

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpQRzFl


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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 03:43:20 pm »

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 03:44:30 pm »
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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 04:33:44 am »
Maybe the designer has been hanging out on the weekends with some of the chaps over at Acura?  How on earth did this get approved?
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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 05:49:01 am »
Hi hi...my buddy at work commented wow that's sharp! I immediately proceeded to offer escorting him to our resident nurse ;D

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 12:34:09 pm »
Ooh my thats fugly. Do they mean Joke.  :o





Quote from: autoexpress

Nissan Juke exclusive images
The Qashqai is about to get a baby brother and we have the most accurate images yet of the Juke - ahead of its public debut in Geneva.

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpdGHIT


Nissan's Juke is out of the box! Just last week the Japanese manufacturer released a first official teaser shot of its all-new baby Qashqai, and at the same time revealed its name - 'Juke'. And now, using that image as a guide, we have the most accurate pictures yet of the firm's all-new crossover.

With the mould-breaking Qashqai, cut-price GT-R and now this compact SUV - designed to steal sales from traditional family hatchbacks - Nissan is fast earning a reputation for offering interesting alternatives to  established models in the market. And judging by our exclusive images, the Juke's compact footprint and Tonka-toy looks mean it has every chance of mirroring the Qashqai's incredible showroom success.

Slotting in between the Note and Qashqai, the Juke will expand Nissan's broad range even further. And when it goes on sale in October, it should provide a welcome boost for the UK car industry too - it will be built alongside the Qashqai and Qashqai+2 at Nissan's Sunderland plant.
The Qazana concept car's swollen wheels arches have been carried over, along with the narrow, elongated headlights and oversize fog lights underneath, while the roofline have taken on a more angular profile.

Full details on the newcomer will be realeaed at the global media unveiling on February 10th, but it's public debut won't be until the Geneva Motor Show in March

Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/247282/nissan_juke_exclusive_images.html#ixzz0ezpQRzFl


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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 01:33:03 pm »
Nissan Puke  :hurl:


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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 02:22:49 pm »
Checked my calendar... nope, today is not April 1...

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2010, 02:27:38 pm »
This in one ugly sight.... What's wrong with Nissan lately? Or should I say Renault?

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 03:35:43 pm »
..BUT she has a nice Personality.................................. :brkhrt:.....U could drive it with a car cover ov'r it....................... :P
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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 04:25:24 pm »
Looks like a mixture of Kia Soul and new Beetle from that angle. Kill it with fire  :thumbdown:

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 08:05:31 am »
Behold, the all new AZTEC.
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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 08:54:07 am »
This had to be a double dog dare thing by somebody in Nissan design.... i can picture the scene

Designer1: ' hahahahaha look at this thing I came up with!!!'  ROFLROFL  etc..
Designer2: I dare ya to submit that
Nissan Big Wig:  *hiccup*  Cool.
Designer 1 & 2 'it got approved??!


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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2010, 10:54:23 am »
This is going to be a tiny vehicle....apparently based on the Versa platform.  Certainly looks edgy and frankly better from the back!

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2010, 11:06:16 am »
This is going to be a tiny vehicle....apparently based on the Versa platform.  Certainly looks edgy and frankly better from the back!


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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2010, 12:42:36 pm »
That looks like an evolution of the Murano and Rogue...both of which are, to me, ugly, ill-proportioned vehicles.

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Re: Nissan Juke.
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2010, 12:58:05 pm »
That looks like an evolution of the Murano and Rogue...both of which are, to me, ugly, ill-proportioned vehicles.

Rogue/Murano, looks are subjective and I'll leave it at that. The Juke? :think: