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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 12:43:38 pm »
I would prefer a happy ending if you know what I mean.  :rofl:
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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 12:46:23 pm »
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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 12:55:56 pm »
I would prefer a happy ending if you know what I mean.  :rofl:
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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 12:58:49 pm »
I would prefer a happy ending if you know what I mean.  :rofl:

You want the oil change guy providing it?  :o

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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 01:28:15 pm »
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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 06:03:18 pm »
Might as well toss in a dog grooming service too.  I guess it beats waiting around in the waiting area.


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Re: Would you like a haircut or manicure with your oil change?
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 04:46:14 pm »
I would prefer a happy ending if you know what I mean.  :rofl:

You want the oil change guy providing it?  :o

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