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Appropriate Story
« on: February 18, 2009, 03:51:29 pm »
Very appropriate story to reflect what is happening in the North American auto industry.

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 7 people steering and 2 people rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order; American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 2 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 2 people rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rowers. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The pension program was trimmed to 'equal the competition' and some of the resultant savings were channeled into morale boosting programs and teamwork posters.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid-off one rower, halted development of a new canoe, sold all the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses. The next year, try as he might, the lone designated rower was unable to even finish the race (having no paddles,) so he was laid off for unacceptable performance, all canoe equipment was sold and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India .

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Re: Appropriate Story
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 03:57:35 pm »
You forgot the part where the American rowing team paid massive bonuses to the management for all the "action" they took...

Ooops, yup, it's in there.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2009, 04:06:45 pm by johngenx »
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Re: Appropriate Story
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 06:06:53 pm »
Love it... could apply to so many organizations.

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Re: Appropriate Story
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 06:49:49 am »
And when they had no paddles, they attempted to bid and own a piece of the swedish, japanese and german technology; and since the instruction manual wasn't composed originally in english, they didn't know how to install it to their own canoes. In a desperate effort, they hire a team of management trainees to translate it. The trainees graduated from school of commerce only and know nothing about engineering.
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Re: Appropriate Story
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 07:45:47 am »
You will also see this in Friday Funnies.