What all of the sturm und drang about Michael Moore and 'Bowling for Columbine' forgets is that, 'Bowling' is a movie. No matter whether you claim it is a documentary, whatever, it's simply a movie. It is not reality, no matter how much people pretend it is. It's about as accurate and useful as that stupid movie made by the guy who ate nothing but McDonalds food for a year. It's about as real as Pamela Anderson, and, like her, results in distorted expectations.