Check out this nifty legal maneuver:
A guy buys a $2000 beater Dodge SX 2.0. The Dodge is an “as is” vehicle – meaning it is inspected, but not repaired. He is shown everything about the vehicle's deficiencies which were many (none dangerous though or we wouldn't have sold it.) He describes himself as a “Neon expert” who has owned many in the past. He tells us that nothing on the inspection is beyond him to repair.
A few weeks later he shows up and claims that the car is unsafe, saying it has multiple problems that make it unsafe to drive. When asked how he came to this conclusion, he goes into full amateur-intimidation-mode and tells us that his “lawyer” had the car inspected at multiple garages and they all came up with the same result. Hmmm, never heard of that before but we go along. “So where were these inspections done and where is a copy of the results?” we ask. Now comes the good part.
The guy claims that his “lawyer” would not provide any results from the inspections until he was paid. Ooookaaaay. The guy is a terrible liar, fidgeting like crazy and sweating like a pig. After some more conversation, he lets it slip that one of the inspections was done by that famous automotive repair outlet known as “my friend.” From what I could gather, “his friend” determined that the car was unsafe because he saw an air bubble in the power steering fluid and since the brakes use the same fluid…. You get the picture. The guy seemed on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Out of pity more than anything, we offer to have the car towed in and re-inspected.
The next day, the new inspection (by a different technician) comes up with the same results as the original. By this time our mood had evolved from pity to something more direct. We tell the guy that since our inspections were done by journeyman techs with 20+ years experience we will stand by our inspection. After some “but…but…but,” he is told that without some evidence to the contrary we will do nothing further. As a last ditch attempt at something resembling saving face, he threatens to just leave the car with us (that will show us!). He is told to go ahead but that it won’t end in his favor. We offer to call a cab. He finally has expended all his nervous energy and visibly slumps as he turns and walks out. He goes and gets his car and drives off into the sunset. Probably to report the bad news to his lawyer.