My TSX was built in Japan
It rattles like a tin can
Hey that rhymes

But it only happens sometimes
I guess I'm the only unlucky fool
I see an IS250, can't help but drool
But hey, there's the E46
That I can't seem to resist
It's hard to make up my mind
Both cars are so damn fine
But the E92 is so much better
Faster, sleeker, and superior
You just can't compare those two cars
One's from Venus, the other from Mars
One day, a BMW (or a Lexus) is what I'll be driving
But until 3 years, that won't be happening
Oh why did I get the TSX, from Acura
When I could've just made-do with my previous car!
You people are so terrible,

Rattles and rhymes both unbearable,
Wait and see how things may go,
I might get myself into some Quattro
My TSX was built in Japan
It rattles like a tin can
Hey that rhymes

But it only happens sometimes
I guess I'm the only unlucky fool
I see an IS250, can't help but drool
But hey, there's the E46
That I can't seem to resist
It's hard to make up my mind
Both cars are so damn fine
But the E92 is so much better
Faster, sleeker, and superior
You just can't compare those two cars
One's from Venus, the other from Mars
One day, a BMW (or a Lexus) is what I'll be driving
But until 3 years, that won't be happening
Oh why did I get the TSX, from Acura
When I could've just made-do with my previous car!
You people are so terrible,

Rattles and rhymes both unbearable,
Wait and see how things may go,
I might get myself into some Quattro
This forum will make me poor.
Of that I'm sure.
Temptations left and right
Morning, afternoon, and night.
Oh, but what can you do?
When you have good taste like I do.
