Almost t-boned two nuns yesterday. Was going to see a customer and met up with her on the highway hovering between 75-105kmh/h, speed limit was 100. Got angrier and angrier at the fact she couldn't maintain her speed and I couldn't pass her, two lane highway, heavy traffic, I was muttering all sorts of bad words under my breath. Finally got to a roundabout, yeah, thats right, we have them on the highways here, well secondary ones anyways, no traffic, she goes through, I go through, she signals and takes the second exit, I go around her, SHE STARTS COMING BACK INTO MY LANE, I brake, she brakes and I lean out the window to start letting out what will be an obscenity laced rant...well almost, " you fuc.......holy crap.....I mean uhhh....ummmm....I apologize baby jesus"
....two old nuns, staring at me out of this Corolla, both smiling and waving in apology.....How many hail marys is it for swearing at a nun??