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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2006, 02:52:53 pm »
I obviously don't get it, I am not there yet. Whats with the 40 something people and their affection for their excreta?  :rofl2:
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2006, 03:10:32 pm »
:-X My morning stools have more aesthetic properties.



Just the morning ones?  Why you lookin' at 'dem?  Admiration of a job well done?

When you get older MDX you will understand.   It's a good thing. :rofl2: ;)

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2006, 03:12:41 pm »
:-X My morning stools have more aesthetic properties.



Just the morning ones? Why you lookin' at 'dem? Admiration of a job well done?

When you get older MDX you will understand. It's a good thing. :rofl2: ;)

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2006, 03:14:35 pm »
I obviously don't get it, I am not there yet. Whats with the 40 something people and their affection for their excreta?  :rofl2:


Don't LUMP us all in that catagory, I could give a :censor: about excreta... ::)
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2006, 03:24:30 pm »
I obviously don't get it, I am not there yet. Whats with the 40 something people and their affection for their excreta?  :rofl2:


Don't LUMP us all in that catagory, I could give a :censor: about excreta... ::)

You are ovr50 or over 50?  ;D either way you are exempted.

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2006, 03:55:59 pm »
BlowMEdownwind....when's the LAST time ya had yer HORN BLOWED...... 8)....


I'll give you a full first hand account......er...gimme a sec.  ;D


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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2006, 07:53:45 pm »
Do you know why Snowie looks after his Morning movement. To see if its looks as good as it felt of course.  :) :rofl: :rofl2:

Yep, there is nothing quite like pinching the morning loaf. :)

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2006, 08:41:04 pm »
Lets talk about the car...
and if we still want to continue discussing the poop then lets move this thread to OT.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2006, 03:05:52 pm »
Holy crap... that green thing is UGLY.  It looks like the Jolly Green giant Sneezed and that's what came out.

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2006, 04:53:21 pm »
I can't believe that car exists. But I also can't believe that we essentially jacked a thread to talk about snowy's morning habits  ;D :rofl:

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2006, 05:22:55 pm »
I was trying to look for ugliest car on google, and mis-keyed...



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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2006, 05:30:39 pm »
I Googled Stool and got this: Warning for all you neo-cons.


http://www.androidblues.com/stool.jpg

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2006, 05:36:08 pm »
I Googled Stool and got this: Warning for all you neo-cons.

http://www.androidblues.com/stool.jpg


Ah, but that's OK, Snowy.  It's ART.  Soon there will be a new Heritage Minister to prove it.   :rofl:

BTW, this thread has certainly gone down the toilet.  ::)  Although that green monstrosity is so butt ugly that I think we were close to the flusher to begin with.

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2006, 12:52:26 am »
Holy crap... that green thing is UGLY.  It looks like the Jolly Green giant Sneezed and that's what came out.

So you took a peek at Snow pea's goodies too?   :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2006, 03:14:49 pm »
This Onyx Fastcat would definitely be in the running  :-X
http://www.onyxsportscars.f9.co.uk/index.htm

Front end looks like it was run into a wall at about 60km/h :P and the colour? Um, how many ways can you say revolting[/b] in the English language?

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2006, 10:01:34 pm »
I realize I'm picking up on this BM topic a little late....but just so you fellas know...guys aren't the only ones who check out their morning friends! Also the wipe and check is pretty common, too.
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2006, 02:39:31 am »
I realize I'm picking up on this BM topic a little late....but just so you fellas know...guys aren't the only ones who check out their morning friends! Also the wipe and check is pretty common, too.

Well there's a good visual.... :run: :hurl: :fall:

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2006, 07:59:59 am »
..Calling CSI....send this to TRACE..................... ::)... :skid:

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