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Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« on: January 27, 2006, 01:01:00 pm »
This Onyx Fastcat would definitely be in the running  :-X




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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2006, 01:04:11 pm »
Ack! Looks like something the green goblin would drive.
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2006, 01:06:03 pm »
And it came from a mature, developed, industrialised, western, democratic capitalist country.  I don't think I'll ever laugh at a Chinese car again...
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2006, 01:10:19 pm »
GACK!  What happens when a Pontiac Asstek and a Honda Del Sol mate?  That abomination! 
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2006, 01:13:14 pm »
Owww...my eyes!!  It burns!  It burns!
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2006, 01:13:38 pm »
"My eyes!  The goggles they do nothing!"   :hurl:

(Damn you DSW!)   :)
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2006, 01:14:27 pm »
Quote from: Scaerio on January 27, 2006, 01:06:03 pm
And it came from a mature, developed, industrialised, western, democratic capitalist country.  I don't think I'll ever laugh at a Chinese car again...

Its British
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2006, 01:15:03 pm »
Quote from: mrthompson on January 27, 2006, 01:13:38 pm
"My eyes!  The goggles they do nothing!"   :hurl:

(Damn you DSW!) :)

 :P ;D
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2006, 01:17:48 pm »
Quote from: arthurdent on January 27, 2006, 01:14:27 pm
Quote from: Scaerio on January 27, 2006, 01:06:03 pm
And it came from a mature, developed, industrialised, western, democratic capitalist country.  I don't think I'll ever laugh at a Chinese car again...

Its British

That explains it.   :rofl:
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2006, 01:21:16 pm »
 :-X My morning stools have more aesthetic properties.
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 01:22:41 pm »
Quote from: snowman on January 27, 2006, 01:21:16 pm
:-X My morning stools have more aesthetic properties.

Yummy.   :hurl:

Just the morning ones?  Why you lookin' at 'dem?  Admiration of a job well done?
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 01:24:09 pm »
"Mr. Hankey - he's really nutty"

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 01:24:16 pm »
Quote from: snowman on January 27, 2006, 01:21:16 pm
:-X My morning stools have more aesthetic properties.

That line just made my day.   :rofl:

How 'bout this one: I'd rather dive into my own septic tank that be caught owning one of those.
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 01:25:35 pm »
MOTION !!! to Barf...the meeting.......... :hurl:...are those 3 legged....sit on my face and say I luv ya...... :rofl:
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 01:36:07 pm »
Now fellas, it's easy to pick on some small cottage industry company like Onyx.  After all, they have limited resources and not everyone can be a great car designer.

But check out this ugly thing: the SsangYong Rodius!  This vehicle is produced by a major Korean automaker and is on sale now in several major markets around the world (thankfully, not in Canada).  Kinda makes that Pontiac Aztel in your driveway look pretty sweeeet.




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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2006, 01:41:29 pm »
I think the front end's acceptable but that rear end looks  :hurl:.
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2006, 01:46:25 pm »
Quote from: Panzer on January 27, 2006, 01:41:29 pm
I think the front end's acceptable but that rear end looks  :hurl:.

Oh yeah...the Dizzie Gillespie look is cool for cars.

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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2006, 02:32:31 pm »
Quote from: arthurdent on January 27, 2006, 01:01:00 pm
This Onyx Fastcat would definitely be in the running  :-X

A new hybrid:  Alien - Human that is.  :hurl: :run:
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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2006, 02:36:13 pm »
BlowMEdownwind....when's the LAST time ya had yer HORN BLOWED...... 8)....




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Re: Ugliest Car Ever? Onyx Fastcat
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2006, 02:42:17 pm »
Do you know why Snowie looks after his Morning movement. To see if its looks as good as it felt of course.  :) :rofl: :rofl2:
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