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Offline EV Dan

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2560 on: June 23, 2014, 11:28:55 pm »
CPO cats:
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach the man to fish and he wakes you up at 5 in the morning.

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2561 on: June 27, 2014, 03:08:57 pm »
 ;D
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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2562 on: July 08, 2014, 12:41:08 pm »
News flash!  Frankfurt airport to become base for Imperial fleet in new movie!   :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/07/07/leaked-star-wars-episode-vii-set-footage/

A very well done spoof. :thumbup:
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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2563 on: July 08, 2014, 07:06:52 pm »
Why we need super ppl in public parks....

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2564 on: July 11, 2014, 08:24:56 am »
SCOTTISH FUNERAL
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Railton
A Scottish woman went to the local newspaper office to publish the obituary for her recently deceased husband.





The obit editor informed her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.





She paused, reflected, and then said, “Well then, let it read, “Angus MacPherson died.”





Amused at the woman’s thrift, the editor told her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.





She thought it over and in a few seconds said, “In that case, let it read…….“Angus MacPherson died.” Golf clubs for sale.
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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2565 on: July 11, 2014, 09:58:53 pm »
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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2566 on: July 18, 2014, 10:44:37 am »
Saw this today and thought of some of you folks.  ;)

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2567 on: July 23, 2014, 01:27:17 pm »
Where Chemistry meets Math

or

When Sciences Collide!   (great movie title possibilities)



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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2568 on: July 28, 2014, 03:26:23 pm »
Cat's last selfie:


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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2569 on: July 30, 2014, 04:17:03 pm »
 :D

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2570 on: July 30, 2014, 08:02:02 pm »

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2571 on: July 30, 2014, 08:22:46 pm »
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/single-shots/tina-fey-brian-regan-sarah-silverman-donuts
well, it's about cars too  :)

Presented by Acura, featuring a Dodge Challenger, a Volvo P1800, and a Jaguar E-type.   ;D

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2572 on: July 30, 2014, 09:00:38 pm »


Nope, it should read: you idiots, MEOW!!!

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2573 on: August 01, 2014, 11:14:29 am »
^^   :rofl2: :rofl2:

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2574 on: August 01, 2014, 11:24:59 am »
^^   :rofl2: :rofl2:

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maybe she has nice "rim" covers that can go over that.

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2575 on: August 01, 2014, 07:28:16 pm »
I dare you not to get a chuckle out of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2576 on: August 01, 2014, 08:34:11 pm »

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2577 on: August 01, 2014, 08:42:25 pm »
I dare you not to get a chuckle out of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
I sent it to my buddy who was in divorce court today - it's never too late to learn...

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2578 on: August 02, 2014, 12:12:26 am »
I dare you not to get a chuckle out of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

That was great.....the dog and the wife are looking at me funny because Im laughing my a$$ off with the headphones on  :rofl:
Lighten up Francis.....

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Re: Friday Funnies III
« Reply #2579 on: August 02, 2014, 01:18:05 am »
That's pretty funny.  The missus did note that she found it ironic being presented by a guy she noted was "solidly in the "no-go" zone at a 3/10 himself..."