Yeah, every Range Rover driver really puts their RR through the paces, right? No foo-foo Yuppies buying a Range Rover for the badge. Nosireee, they're all "hardcore" wagon users! Okay, what the hell is a "hardcore" wagon user? What do we use our pleabian Subaru for? Hauling stuff around. Stuff like a dresser I took to Goodwill. And big recycling bins. Climbing gear. Stuff like that. I don't see why a BMW 5-series wagon wouldn't do all that stuff. I don't need a super-duper thirsty Range Rover to do the stuff I want a wagon to do.
If I'm going to drink the gas a RR uses, I'll get something FAST like an E55 wagon.