MOTHERFUC... Damn. Where'd all the fun go???
You'd better never go on vacation, James. See what happens when you're away for a few hours?
By the way, I think front brake lights would be as useful as rear headlights. Whatever happened to common sense?
Common sense appears to have disappeared along with the ability to differentiate between a flashing turn signal and a solid brake light, and apparently thus you are allowed to rear end someone because you aren't actually paying attention.
Now don't get me wrong; I'm not holier than thou. I've had "panic" stops because I wasn't paying attention, too. But it doesn't matter what colour the stupid lights are, if you're not watching them anyway.
Remember the story of the three friends, one worked at a soda pop plant, one at a winery, one at a clothing store. They were a Coke stocker, a Corksoaker, and a Socktucker.