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Offline Drivesideways

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Is Ford sick?
« on: September 13, 2005, 03:58:39 pm »
First the handle "Iosis" for their latest show car, now this promotional tie-in with Shoppers Drug Mart?

http://www.canadiandriver.com/news/050913-1.htm

Hmmmm...what would I buy with all those Optimum points?
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Re: Is Ford sick?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 05:12:33 pm »
Actually you can use Optima points at Shoppers to pay for regular drug store stuff (but no perscriptions). You can pay for $75 worth of paper, over the counter medicines, toothpaste, deod, etc, etc. for each 34,000 points (IIRC). So, 200,000 points is worth about $440 in drugstore "stuff".

As to the rest of your post, what's "Iosis", a new mouthwash?  ::)
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Re: Is Ford sick?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 05:46:16 pm »
Interviewer:  So, Ford, what's new for you?

Ford:  Well, we hab a new gar galled the Iosis.  And you can use Obitbub boints from Shobbers Drugbart.

Interviewer: Sorry, I didn't get that.

Ford:  I hab a cold in by dose.

Interviewer:  ??

Ford:  I'm sick!

Interviewer (in sotto voice):  Well, we all knew that.

Ford:   :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Re: Is Ford sick?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 07:32:43 pm »
...Dr.Ford here...I have a new Miracle in'FUSION...only $23,000 and yer colb wilb gowb awayb......Albernatibe Mebwicine RULBES!!!!!!...... 8)...AntibIOSIS woob killb ourd Abdertwisinb budwet....sniff..haewwk Phtoooooeeeeyyyy!!!!! :'(
« Last Edit: September 13, 2005, 07:36:34 pm by safristi »
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