"Including you, Ross? You be getting a ticket, you don't slow down that hot-rod of yours.."
I'm a "go with the flow" kind of guy. I was impressed with some of the "motor sports" I witnessed though.
Most popular seemed to be "Xtreme Tailgating". As near as I could tell, it involved driving at 110 in an 80 zone. If the driver could see any road between his hood and the back of the car he was following, he was instantly disqualified.
Next there was the Lane-Change slalom. Points are determined by how many lane changes can be made in 1 km of rush hour traffic. I think bonus points MAY have been given if any progress was actually made.
The One-Block lurch had many entrants too. Winner is the person who can most quickly get from this light to the cars waiting for the light one block up.
Finally, there seemed to be a demonstration sport, Shoulder Driving. One waits for a long line of cars moving at less than 10 kph, drives past as many as possible until one finds someone stupid enough to let one rejoin the line-up. Most spectators did not seem impressed by this event.
I guess I've missed a lot living in small towns these last few years. I now understand the need to have high performance potential on tap at all times. I just couldn't compete.
