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« on: April 24, 2005, 03:10:10 am »
Hi. I have a school interveiw due tuesday April 26. Id like to know how cars have changed from the first cars to modern day cars. Id like to know how car technoligys, and car safty has changed  from  old cars to new ones also. Please answer to my e-mail at undeystink@msn.com . If you can please leave your name too. Thank you SO much.

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2005, 06:49:22 am »
Unlike modern cars that run on gasoline, the first cars ran on children.  That's right - the operator (no "drivers" then) would shovel little Timmy and little Becky into the oven to heat the kettle to produce steam.  Not only was the fuel cheap back in 1812, it was abundant, as these were the days before family planning.  A good car would get 30 mpc (miles per child)

As excess children became scarce, operators turned to wood, which was also plentiful, and didn't scream as loudly when tossed in a fire.

In the 1960's, the internal combustion engine changed everything.  They were much faster than steam-driven cars, but they suffered numerous incidents of "external combustion", when the internal combustion wouldn't stay on the inside.  One such explosion wiped out Halifax Harbour.

Seat belts were only invented in the 70's as a means or restraint for federal inmates.  After a jail bus crash, in which only the inmates lived, seat belts became mandatory in all cars.

In the future, all cars will run on the power of political promises, and in the event of a collision, the passenger compartment will instantly fill with styrofoam packing pellets.  Those pellets can't just go in the landfill.

I hope this helps.  I researched it myself.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 08:02:50 am »
I smell a troll ???? And I don't mean cph.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2005, 09:07:22 am »
Hope cooldude doesn't have to pass a spelling test as part of his school admission process.
I'd rather be fishing.

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2005, 09:11:29 am »
Ah, the leaders of tomorrow.  Brings a tear to my eye.

Cooldude, there's a great website for you on this:  www.toostupidetodoitmyself.com  Of course, going to THAT site will require that you click on the link, so I'm not sure you can handle it.  You aren't related to Bernie Ebbers, are you?

I hope this kid changes his e-mail address before he gets on the job market.  

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2005, 09:25:09 am »
Ha-ha….want us to bail you out because you procrastinated on your assignment. My charge out rate is $110/hr. Please forward your parents VISA number for verification prior to commencement.

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2005, 09:27:37 am »
Brigitte i tried the link but i must also be too stupid to do it myself...

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2005, 10:03:43 am »
Hansen...when are they coming out with the High-Bred
Model.....just chill'en.......I've heard they have fixed the scream...I mean "noise" problem wif bigger
CLUBS!!!!
THERE IS NO CURE FOR "LOTUS"......ONLY TREATMENT.....

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2005, 10:06:13 am »
Isn't that why minivans are so popular; you have that extra fuel on board....

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2005, 01:17:29 pm »
Hmmm... based on his e-mail addy... it seems he does not shower too often as well!  I wish we knew what school he attended and the name of the teacher!
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2005, 09:50:08 am »
When you start your thread with big bold letters that say "PLEASE REPLY" you're obviously a troll looking for some attention. Especially since YOU haven't replied yet after starting this thread.

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2005, 05:58:12 pm »
Like Snowman, my billable, hourly rate is $100 for consulting and research.  PM me your credit information and I'll set up an account.  

CPH, that seems like a very modest proposal.  :-)

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2005, 10:32:55 pm »
Thanks for being :censor:....I apreciate it....
:censor: assholes.

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 10:34:52 pm »
go read a book
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2005, 11:00:03 pm »
Ha, ha, what a jerkoff..

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2005, 11:10:16 pm »
I would have considered helping (not that I know as much as others on this site) until I read the following:

"Please answer to my e-mail at undeystink@msn.com . If you can please leave your name too."

Why email? Why not just post some info here? Leave my name? Once a spammer puts together a name, IP adress and email address can they not target you or even send a reply email with questionable attachments? It's best just to ask politely and perhaps some help would come your way via this forum.
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2005, 11:11:03 pm »
Oh ya, good one Cphansen!

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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2005, 11:23:14 pm »
Cooldude needs a diaper change before he heads to pre-school, he does know what an a$$ is.

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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2005, 11:44:20 pm »
Atleast he spelled the profanities correctly...too bad the kid can't spell anything else.