This morning we were driving into town using my father-in-law's car, my wife has been using it as her father had a stroke last year and loaned her the car, (he thinks he'll use it again, but never will, severe cognitive problems due to the stroke)
Anyhow, we meet an OPP cruiser on a country road, I'm doing maybe 10kph over the limit, which is probably slower than most traffic. Anyhow, about 2 minutes later I pull over and stop due to the flashing lights behind us indicating so. The officer comes up to the car and says, "Hmmm, the owner of this car is 82 and has a suspended license, so I'm guessing that's not you?" we explain the obvious and he takes our paperwork and goes back to his cruiser and we wait, and wait, wondering what is taking so long.
After about 10 minutes he comes back and says "Everything seems to be in order, but have you lived in Toronto recently?"
I reply no, except for a few months in 1986.
Seems someone with my last name (which is quite rare), born on the exact day as I was, has a warrant out for his arrest.