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« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2004, 11:56:43 am »
How many CD forum members does it take to change a light bulb?    

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed  

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently  

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs  

3 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs  

5 to flame the spell checkers  

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames  

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid  

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"  

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct  

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty  

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs  

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy  

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"  

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"  

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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« Reply #81 on: December 15, 2004, 12:01:35 pm »

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« Reply #82 on: December 15, 2004, 01:11:20 pm »
Hey I need ta be TEAsed by Briquette too.....If you prick me,do I NOT bleed...compare thee to a Summers day...a rose is a rose is a rose...Saffy pullin' out alla stops ta save his Hortiuncultured ass....neffer knew Rosie was a Hybrid...batteries NOT included....C'mere Trixie no need ta cry.....
THERE IS NO CURE FOR "LOTUS"......ONLY TREATMENT.....

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« Reply #83 on: December 15, 2004, 07:01:27 pm »
Snowman, you forgot to mention...  

1 to announce that the best lightbulb ever made was by GM or Volvo

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6 more to tell that poster he's wrong.  :-)

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« Reply #84 on: December 15, 2004, 07:06:07 pm »
And one chick to say that if you need to screw in a lightbulb, you probably have a very tiny penis.



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« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2004, 08:32:48 pm »
We should all try to remember some of these things that Bridge tells us....!!!!
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« Reply #86 on: December 15, 2004, 10:10:53 pm »
Well, this ain't about no light(bulb) Ovr, but it amounts to the same thing.
While it IS VERY wise to 'call before digging', it is in fact beneficial to the homeowner in another way to have the services locations marked out on the lawn. If and when you do get the services marked out (it's free!) make a sketch of the locations (color coded) in relation to the home from the street for future reference.
Unless your area was developed 40 or 50 years (or more) ago, the chances of the home service cables (hydo, bell and tv) being routed on your property are extremely slim.
The main feeds are entrenched between the sidewalk and the curb. Snowman's transformer shows an exception, although the tx is on the property line.
The location of your hydro meter will tell you the location of the house service cables.
The water feed to the home can vary for a number of reasons, one being the layout of the home.
A quick check for the gas meter location will give you a rough idea where the gas line comes in from the street.

Ever wonder why one street lamp (bulb) is on out of maybe 50 in the daytime? (Probably not)
It's usually due to seagulls unloading while they sit on the photo electric control (attached to the top of the light assembly) and look for food.
Once the 'eye' is covered it designates darkness and the lamp illuminates.
In keeping with the thread I should add the following: Your safety suggests parking under a light to provide illumination of the immediate area and your vehicle. While true....I park at least two lengths either side of center whenever possible.

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« Reply #87 on: December 15, 2004, 10:26:07 pm »
The guy that marked out ours told us the story of a guy in the neighbourhood next to us who did not call before he dug...$3500 billed to him.  I don't have a street light directly in front of my house, it's two houses over on the left and one over on the other side on the right.  It's dark in front of my house.

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« Reply #88 on: December 15, 2004, 11:15:09 pm »
Drivesideways, you are SUCH a buzzkill sometimes.



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« Reply #89 on: December 15, 2004, 11:22:08 pm »
I'll bet the guy damaged cable when he dug and thats what it cost to do repairs. If you ever come across the surveyor again ask him what really happened. The company I retired from does new installations and rehab jobs. Any time you needed a stakeout you called the city,town or whatever and there is NO charge for this service.

The town doesn't want it's power disrupted for any reason, that's why they don't charge so there's no excuse. (Ignorance is not an excuse)
You MAY require a permit to dig but no stakeout charge is applied.
We worked from Thorold to Hagersville to Midland Ont. As far east as Bowmanville. Yeh, Oakville too. Big time in Mississauga (still does). The same rule applied.
I had to do some digging along an end wall of my house to fix a small water leak into the basement. This house is 37 years old (not really old) and the hydro meter is mounted on the back wall. I knew the hydro came from the base of the pole at the (side) end of the driveway. (No sidewalk)
What I didn't know was that the cable came up the property line as far as the back wall of the house then made a 90 to the meter. Right where I had to dig. There was no charge for the stakeout. Normally, the services will run in the same trench. You phone the gas Co. for their stakeout.

Md, I'm not surprised you say it's dark in front of your house. This could be attributed to poor  design regarding pole height and arm length coupled with wrong light (some have a flat lens as apposed to saucer type) and possibly a too low wattage bulb. Pole spacing is, 'according' to the engineers, measured so as to provide sufficient lighting overlap. Uh-huh.

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« Reply #90 on: December 16, 2004, 02:18:38 pm »
The guy told me that nut his a gas line.  Fire trucks and police to come and evaculate that block.  I'm sure he learned his lesson.  When the guy came to mark my property, he told me to use my hand only if I was digging a hole 2ft from any marking.

It doesn't help that I live across from an empty field....no lights there...and Calgary has these energy saving lights.....

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« Reply #91 on: December 16, 2004, 03:29:23 pm »
Drivesideways, you are SUCH a buzzkill sometimes.

What'd I do, Brigitte?  huh
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« Reply #92 on: December 16, 2004, 04:06:44 pm »
Uh-huh, thought so. When the gas piping is layed (now using high pressure abs plastic) a tracer wire is attached to the pipe. When this system was first used, wire was wrapped around the pipe with a machine (about one complete wrap every 5-6ft) but that proved to be too time consuming so now most wires are just tie-wrapped to the pipe (or are sloppily wrapped) and some ties simply don't make it to the pipe.

Gas piping isn't layed in or covered with sand like the service cables are and this results in the gas being clipped even after a gas stakeout.

Why? When the gas lines are layed in the dug trench and covered back over with the pre-disturbed earth, (especially when the earth is in the form of mud) the pipe gets relocated by the shifting backfill and if the wire isn't attached properly, it will separate from the pipe and then when the next stakeout is done, trouble arises.

The gas surveyor walks along following his tracer wire via a hand-held meter and THAT is where he marks the location of the gasline (with yellow spray paint). Later, unbeknown to him or the contractor digging another trench (a minimum of 3ft away from any gas pipe) is the fact the backhoe could very well cut the gasline because the tracer wire is separated from the actual location of the gasline.

Under-ground hydro,bell and tv cables are each separated by layers of sand to protect and identify the locations of the cable BEFORE they get hit.

Some applications require the cable be put in abs plastic pipe, THEN covered with sand before back-filling the trench with earth.

Hydo right-of-ways are pipe encased AND held in place with pipe separators and then the pipes are then encased in concrete and lastly backfilled with earth.

On main throughfares, subdivision and mall/business entrances all service cable road-crossings are encased in pipe and concrete before being topped with asphalt.

Lots of people who have moved into new subdivisions have a hard time making sense of why a perfectly smooth road is all of a sudden a series of mini road bumps three feet wide, but also ALL the way across the road!

Speaking of road-crossings, a number of years ago, an incident on a new jobsite had a Mississauga police officer shaking his head as he done his paperwork and called a tow truck.
During the previous day, a few road-crossings had been prepared for concrete to be poured the following day.  
Upon arriving on the job in the morning the foreman was greeted with huge rubber skid marks all over the road entrance. After checking he realised what had happened. Someone had tied a rope or chain to the backhoe bucket and had dragged the machine around enough to gain entry to the site.

Thinking someone had gotten in to steal something, he drove around the backhoe and inspected the trailers and equipment. Nothing appeared missing.

He then drove around the site checking the road-crossings and lo' and behold!, behind a mound of earth that had been stockpiled, was a Dodge 4x4 pickup with the front wheels sitting down in the open road-crossing and the rear pointing at the sky.
The officer figured whoever was driving the 4x4 came in after dark, found two backhoes totally blocking the entrance, decided to move one out of the way, then attempted to have a go at the huge mound of stored earth as a hill climb. He must of figured on having a good time up the pile but he didn't count on the huge hole at the bottom!

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« Reply #93 on: December 16, 2004, 05:16:09 pm »
Interesting thread...

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« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2004, 05:47:29 pm »
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« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2004, 06:07:18 pm »
Huh?....is that the sound of a YKK opening?....of closing?

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« Reply #96 on: December 16, 2004, 06:11:28 pm »
Hey….look at posts 2, 7, and 24….some of the text on my posts got facked up while crossing the neutral zone…Mr. Spock!

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« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2004, 08:37:31 pm »
Brigitte go back and open Snowman's link, it'll wake you up.