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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2004, 04:59:24 pm »
See Brigitte over at the Tacoma thread..she's playin' yer music.....a.k.a tweezer rap... it and make it better....
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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2004, 05:03:26 pm »
Is that tiny in metric or imperial?  

Wish I could say that I drive a Hummer to make you feel better...

No matter.  Canada will take you anyway.  You'll fit right in with the general male population.  (Did she say that OUT LOUD?)  

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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2004, 05:25:47 pm »
Guys ..sit up..suck yer gut in and err..fluff up yer pillows Brigitte's measuring yer inside leg fer a new suit.....Mine will be a ZOOT..bring a YARDstick......
 Ummm How many suits have you err.. tried on..I gather yer favourite is HUGE_O BOSS!!!
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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2004, 07:54:58 pm »
I sure wish these phallusophical questions were rhetorical.
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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2004, 10:01:04 pm »
Gee Bob Sorry to hear of your Disability, maybe when you move to Canada things will be able to grow as we do have the room here to accomodate even the smallest of society.  
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« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2004, 11:00:57 am »
Maybe we can all take him shopping in Chinatown...

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« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2004, 11:04:29 am »
Herr Dokter Freud Hammeneggs ,vy do I keep dreamink about zis vehicle???

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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2004, 11:59:50 pm »
Even the little one has 125MM Fireing Pin. Even got the re-coil on the Shaft.
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« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2004, 02:34:54 pm »
What's difference b/t BMW owners and Porcupines?

answer's tomorrow.






[standard disclaimer: this joke is not intend upon BMW owners. I'm sure they are a nice bunch of people.]
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« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2004, 02:40:18 pm »
Nah..nah..nah..nay.hay..WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
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« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2004, 02:41:28 pm »
Ghost, are you buying jokes on an installment plan?
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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2004, 03:07:34 pm »
Come back Defly..all is forgiven umm forgotten..foreshortened....!!!!,,..
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« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2004, 11:17:12 pm »
Ghost, I've only known that joke about Subies...  For Subarus, the pricks are on the inside.  
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« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2004, 01:04:35 am »
Jeff my man....that is a great way to take the wind out of somebody's sail.  Good job.  
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« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2004, 09:16:18 am »
Hey…we big pricks stand up and are proud. No matter what the girls say….they don’t want no small small man.
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« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2004, 11:06:10 am »
What's that left hand doin'..gettin' ready fer a Track Meat !!!..Spiderman????
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« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2004, 12:10:26 pm »
Or as Arnold would say "no girlie men" wanted...
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« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2004, 01:00:19 pm »
Subie pricks are bigger than the small pricks of the Bimmers.
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