Topic: What The!!!???!??!? My post count got reset!

[mark]

Jeff, I'll ignore the looks and age comment.  Nobody has yet posted my celebrity lookalike picture, so my mug is still a mystery.  Age: a young 33.  Still within spitting distance of the late twenties, which are quickly slipping away from you.  
As for height, I'll take the 5th.

[Mdxtasy]

Jeff....Mark....GET OFF MY CORNER!  Big momma's back.  

[Snowman]

"Brown Sugar" performed by The Rolling Stones
MD is an "Old Hooker" now:  

He's out standing by the ol' bus stop
Wrinkled pair of boobs hangin' out of his top
Leather skirt is hiked up showin' off his thighs
No one makes an offer but he doesn't know why

Old hooker, why don't you just retire
Old hooker, you'll never get a buyer

When he was younger he was very hot
Now his whole body is covered up with liver spots
He needs to find something else to do
He was prostituting back in world war two

Old hooker, now everybody begs
Old hooker, please cover up those legs

Old hooker, he'll try to make you shout
Old hooker, his walker's all pimped out

I'll bet your family wants to put you away
And the clients complain about your tooth decay
Is it fun, or just for the money
Who would want a hooker that's about 80?

Old hooker, why don't you just retire
Old hooker, you'll never get a buyer

[inco]

Too funny - but it's what we all probably needed.

I'm on my knees and I'm not sure if it's because I'm laughing so hard or just getting out of the way.

Great guys and I'm staying polite and neutral - no Ok Corral for this kid. I'll laugh longer this way too....

[barrie1]

Poor MD everybody's always picking on him, must be the Funny Short Pants he wears. Finally Yes got my count back to where it should be. We won't have to send a Snowstorm to Texas now after all.

(Message edited by barrie1 on November 10, 2004)

[Mdxtasy]

Funny Snowy....real funny.  High 5 from me.

[safristi]

OOOoohhh I'm HOT under the ?? tha thingy...whatyamacallit..you know...the doohickey...Aaaww....ZZzzz..zzzz!!!! "I didn't do it my way"  !!!!!!

[Brigitte]

Good one, Snowy.

Nice shot about age, Jeffy honey.  I'll be the first to admit I'm 39 - but I was younger once.  Were you ever taller?  

Brigitte  

[Giant Dwarf]

Geez Bridge, I'm 5'9".  Compared to a few of the members I've met here I'm a giant.    I'm the perfect height to not need blocks on the pedals, but not so tall that I need to do human origami to fit into fun-to-drive cars like Miatas and S2ks... although for many who can't fit in those cars it's more likely an issue of girth than height.  ha ha.

[safristi]

These threads are useless without pics......

http://www.nice-.org/pics.html

and for the ladies..small red peckers......

http://rcwrecovery.fws.gov/rcw.htm

[Roadrunner]

Thanks for the link Saffy, I didn't know small red peckers were on the endangered list.

[ovr50]

Those are some of nicest I've ever seen - and so many all at once. Watching them with fieldglasses is common and occasionaly you can get close enough to almost touch them. Of course, actually touching them would not be a good idea - as they'd probably leave. Isn't nature wonderful?  

[ovr50]

Bridge's comment above reminds me of a verbal exchange allegedly to have occurred between Winston Churchill and some blue-blooded proper English lady. Churchill was quite drunk and responded to the ladies scornful remark that "You are drunk, sir!" with "Yes, milady, I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober; but you will still be ugly".

[Brigitte]

You got it, Ovr...

Brigitte

P.S.: And I am NOT short.  I'm 5'5".

(Message edited by brigitte on November 12, 2004)

[safristi]

Ovr you've mistaken this for the Plymouth Voyeur
thread...don't you bang your fieldglasses up against the bedroom window glass though...damn I hate it when that happens.....the chase is t*ts up then.!!!..personally I think Briquette should get drapes that match the carpet!!!!!

[duck]

lol