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« Reply #200 on: January 04, 2005, 10:39:10 am »
As the Brits are often wont ta say...BRILLIANT...Jamesbe better not go over wif ya ta Jolly OLDE England Snowie or he will get his doNUTS DUNKED...and you better rent an STi just ta keep a few yards ahead...HELLS GRANNIES RULE...
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« Reply #201 on: January 04, 2005, 11:46:44 am »
Heehee...

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« Reply #202 on: January 04, 2005, 03:29:26 pm »
The Old Girls handle the S2000 just as well as a stove. Good for them.  
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« Reply #203 on: January 04, 2005, 07:10:27 pm »
Made me wanna give it a go, too!  Can I be next?  Can I?  Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  James, can I borrow your car?  

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« Reply #204 on: January 04, 2005, 07:15:13 pm »
Back ter yer knittin' Granny......Jamesbe likes them older..something about Arse,arse.Ess.pees???
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« Reply #205 on: January 06, 2005, 09:04:28 am »
It has been a long time since we talked about the forums beloved Trixie. I’m sure the noobs have never heard of her…..the regulars know who we are talking about. I started thinking of her on the way to work this morning….and started to hum a song…..  

“American Woman" Based on the performance by The Guess Who

Trix

Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind  
Inflatable woman, she gonna mess your mind
Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind
Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind
Say I,
Say N,
Say F,
Say L,
Say A,
Say T,
Say A,
Say B,
Say L,
Say E,

Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind
Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind
Inflatable woman gonna mess your mind

Inflatable woman, You’re the one for me
Inflatable woman, You’re so lovely
Hiding behind my closet door
You’re the one I cry out for
Race home from work to be with you
I have nothing better to do
Now woman, I said don’t deflate,
Inflatable woman, where is the duct tape.

Inflatable woman, we call you Trixie
Inflatable woman, stay away from Saffy
Here he comes knockin’ around my door
It is Saff’s turn, treats you like such a whore
No time for long goodbyes
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, he stole you
Inflatable woman, now what do I do?

Inflatable woman, so far away
Inflatable woman, I hope your okay
Wish your were hanging behind that door
Just wanna see your face some more
I don’t mean to be obscene
I don’t want to cause a scene
those plastic eyes can hypnotize
I have no reason to apologize  
No! Woman, stay away from me
Inflatable woman, I’m gonna flee.

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, woman
Gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, woman
I’m gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, Inflatable woman
Goodbye, Inflatable chick
Goodbye, Infaltable broad ...
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« Reply #206 on: January 06, 2005, 09:54:19 am »
Long, boring drive to work, eh Snowy?
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« Reply #207 on: January 06, 2005, 11:16:51 am »
Oh Trixie You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my ...um...mind.
Hey Trixie(HeyHey)
Hey Trixie(HeyHey)
Oh Trixie You're so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My ..um..Mind
Hey Trixie(HeyHey)
Hey Trixie
(Repeat Chant....oh wait...I can't)
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« Reply #208 on: January 06, 2005, 11:19:18 am »
....Man those Lyrics brought a big Lump ta ma pants....!!!!...come back Trix..ALL is forgiven.....
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« Reply #209 on: January 06, 2005, 10:57:23 pm »
Another Five for Trixie, good for her.
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« Reply #210 on: January 07, 2005, 10:53:15 am »
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« Reply #211 on: January 07, 2005, 11:17:53 am »
Yeah and join CAA they will dig ya outa a snowbank!!!!! them damn AAA guys never have any Bourbon in their trucks!!!
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« Reply #212 on: January 07, 2005, 11:31:22 am »
Well whaddaya know?  I found a childhood photo of Saffy.    

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« Reply #213 on: January 08, 2005, 02:37:11 am »
Childhood pic of Saffy?  Hell, that's m... uhhh... yeah, that's Saffy.  Right.
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« Reply #214 on: January 08, 2005, 05:27:30 am »
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.  
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."  

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.  

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.  

"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort  
unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."  

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."  

The German driver replies angrily, - "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"  

"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
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« Reply #215 on: January 08, 2005, 02:49:44 pm »
Jeez Saffy we must have been separated at birth!
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« Reply #216 on: January 08, 2005, 04:05:21 pm »
So the supervisor is also breaking the law .  Nice one Initial_d .

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« Reply #217 on: January 08, 2005, 04:41:13 pm »
Formula for inner peace...  

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off:  

a bottle of Merlot,  
a bottle of White Zinfandel,  
a bottle of Bailey's,  
a bottle of Kahlua,  
a package of Oreos,  
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,  
the rest of the cheesecake,  
some saltines, and  
a box of chocolates.  
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.  

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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« Reply #218 on: January 09, 2005, 12:05:53 am »
That sounds like my kind of Breakfast Inco What did you have for Lunch?  
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« Reply #219 on: January 10, 2005, 11:04:51 am »
Did I forget to share this to all of you?

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,  
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
 
"May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally  
accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make the World great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
"By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the
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