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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2004, 07:03:21 am »
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2004, 08:46:21 am »
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2004, 02:04:15 pm »
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2004, 03:11:58 pm »
I'll go waaaayy out on a limb and guess that I shouldn't open saffy's link at work (pretty much always a safe bet not to open saffy's link - you never know where its been, or what it's been used for/on/in)
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2004, 03:25:39 pm »
No Saffy's clip is really quite Funny in a stupid way!
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2004, 03:46:10 pm »
One more - Need Glasses?
http://www.funnyplace.org/file.php?id=1778
Have a great Weekend All! Cheers!
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2004, 06:35:22 pm »
Wife walks into the kitchen and sees her husband with a flyswatter.

"What are you doing?" she asks.

"What do you think I'm doing?  I'm killing flies!" he replies.

"Killed any yet?"  she asks.

"Yup," he says.  "Got five of 'em.  Three males, and two females."

Intrigued, she asks, "How do you know which is which?"

"Easy.  Three were on a beer can, and the other two were on the phone," he replies.





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« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2004, 11:11:51 pm »
Makes sense to me. Very accurate as well.
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« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2004, 09:30:24 am »
http://www.kartvader.com/

Don't try this at home kiddies...
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« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2004, 09:46:30 am »
 Fun site with LOTS of good stuff..here's an example...

 http://www.compfused.com/directlink/340/
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« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2004, 03:53:39 pm »
It's not Friday, but I came across this hilarious video a few days ago.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nutrigrainad.html
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« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2004, 08:44:11 pm »
Ree hee hee heeee….winter is coming:
http://www.wallpaperinstaller.com/movies/cartrouble2.wmv
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2004, 08:27:05 am »
Looks like they had fun putting on a show....  
Let it snow , let snow, let it snow......
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2004, 10:51:52 am »
OK admit it Snowballs who would you rather be the
WRX r(ICE) Spinner OR  assuming the Lotus 7 position????...nice finds....
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2004, 11:13:33 am »
Snowman, what are you all excited about?  Your Subie goes away for the winter and you sold the Ski-Whiz.

Anybody planning to go to the Rally of the Tall Pines this year for more exciting Subie action?  I'm hopefully going up with a WRX-buddy of mine.

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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2004, 11:19:03 am »
Yeah and didn't he buy those ice grip thinggies fer his booties and a spiked cane with a case of Sno_Off ?????..the days of Living Dangerously are coming to an end in Lively
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