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« Reply #180 on: December 22, 2004, 11:17:41 pm »
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« Reply #181 on: December 23, 2004, 08:38:01 am »
It's not the cat with the problem

I wonder what the outcome of all that was?

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« Reply #182 on: December 23, 2004, 11:24:44 am »
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THERE IS NO CURE FOR "LOTUS"......ONLY TREATMENT.....

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« Reply #183 on: December 23, 2004, 11:34:47 am »
"I could see to fix this damn thing if you'd get your hair out of my face, Barbi"  

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« Reply #184 on: December 23, 2004, 11:35:47 am »
I see the floation devices....but no boat.  But I'm sure those lifesavers will float my boat.

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« Reply #185 on: December 23, 2004, 11:41:52 am »
Jeez...I can't see I damn thing through the glare of the moon....no...wait...I see...I see...a fat guy in a t-shirt acting as forward ballast.
"PC Load Letter...what the f_ck does that mean?"

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« Reply #186 on: December 23, 2004, 05:45:38 pm »
Here's another one for you Brig, this may be inappropriate for some people, the reason it made me laugh so much, if you're easily offended, skip to the next post.

Story:
A few mates and I were on a puzzle website where you can chat with other people about how to solve a certain puzzle, but you can't give away the answer. We soon found out that their chat room had a rude word filter, that automatically changes rude words to something else, so started ploughing every rude word we knew into it to see what it came out with.

Bear in mind we were in different locations so could only speak through the chat room, and everyone else in the room could see our posts, conversation went like this:

Bob: Hi Jim/Al, you got any clues yet?
Jim: Not yet pigeons.
Bob: What you on about pigeons, is that a clue?
Al: Pigeons?
Jim: I didn't type pigeons, I said pigeons!
Bob: What?
Al: Is that a clue, pigeons?
Jim: What's going on with this wombatting chat room?
Bob: Wombat?
Al: Is wombat a clue, is it animal related?
Jim: Hang on it has a rude word filter, try it kittens.
Bob: You're right, you bushbaby.
Al: Wombatting hell you're right.
Jim: You Lobster
Bob: Monkey
Al: Gerbils
Jim: Frog
Bob: Shetland Pony
Al: Gorilla
Jim: Ostrich
Bob: Donkey Rape

(Silence)....................



(Bob Defly has left the room)
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« Reply #187 on: December 23, 2004, 10:11:33 pm »

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« Reply #188 on: December 24, 2004, 12:42:43 am »

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« Reply #189 on: December 24, 2004, 07:42:03 am »
Very funny, Bob!  Not offensive at all.  What a surreal conversation.

Please tell us again about your Dad's car-pool experience.  I couldn't find it anywhere in the archives.

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« Reply #190 on: December 24, 2004, 07:47:17 am »
From Barrie:

Christmas Dinner Will be Delayed

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« Reply #191 on: December 24, 2004, 11:04:06 am »
I wish I knew about this sooner.  It'd have been on my Christmas list...

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« Reply #192 on: December 24, 2004, 11:32:50 am »

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« Reply #193 on: December 24, 2004, 12:13:08 pm »
Mdx LOL...
Snowmans Drive through car wash....
No double diping....
Good one MDX have a great holiday
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« Reply #194 on: December 24, 2004, 12:27:54 pm »
It's Christmas Eve Most of you are off...
But some of us must feel like this....

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« Reply #195 on: December 24, 2004, 12:37:33 pm »

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« Reply #196 on: December 24, 2004, 12:42:03 pm »
Worlds Worst Accident......

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« Reply #197 on: December 30, 2004, 12:45:32 pm »
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying..the same thing that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why does the bride always wear white..because it's good for the dishwasher to match the fridge and stove.

What sexual position produces the ugliest children?....ask yer mother.

How do you know when you have a pathetic life?When a Nympho says"Can't we just be friends".

Men have Fathers Day,Women Mothers day..what do single guys have?.......Palm Sunday...

Why are Rednecks drivers Ed calsses only on Mon Wed Friday..'cos Tues Thurs they use the car for Sex Ed classes....

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« Reply #198 on: December 31, 2004, 02:42:05 am »
Dude...when you are single....every day is PALM day......that's probably why you are still single.  :-)

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« Reply #199 on: January 04, 2005, 09:47:09 am »