Here's another one for you Brig, this may be inappropriate for some people, the reason it made me laugh so much, if you're easily offended, skip to the next post.
Story:
A few mates and I were on a puzzle website where you can chat with other people about how to solve a certain puzzle, but you can't give away the answer. We soon found out that their chat room had a rude word filter, that automatically changes rude words to something else, so started ploughing every rude word we knew into it to see what it came out with.
Bear in mind we were in different locations so could only speak through the chat room, and everyone else in the room could see our posts, conversation went like this:
Bob: Hi Jim/Al, you got any clues yet?
Jim: Not yet pigeons.
Bob: What you on about pigeons, is that a clue?
Al: Pigeons?
Jim: I didn't type pigeons, I said pigeons!
Bob: What?
Al: Is that a clue, pigeons?
Jim: What's going on with this wombatting chat room?
Bob: Wombat?
Al: Is wombat a clue, is it animal related?
Jim: Hang on it has a rude word filter, try it kittens.
Bob: You're right, you bushbaby.
Al: Wombatting hell you're right.
Jim: You Lobster
Bob: Monkey
Al: Gerbils
Jim: Frog
Bob: Shetland Pony
Al: Gorilla
Jim: Ostrich
Bob: Donkey Rape
(Silence)....................
(Bob Defly has left the room)